09 September, 2008

It's rainin' men! Hallelujiah!

I want to talk about my favourite topic in the whole wide world - Men!

Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't ignore 'em.
Can't live with 'em..can't live without 'em..
And so on and so forth.

I love men...I really, really do. I know, I know sometimes they can be so insensitive and so heartless and so unemotional..but hey, come on..aren't we all like that sometimes?

I have a feeling I'm going to get a couple of rotten eggs coming my way from the alpha feminists, but I don't care! I love my men!
And today, right here, right now, I am going to tell you exactly why.

1) How can you not sit through a badly covered (and then rejected) pick-up line, and not come out of it loving the poor man a little - for trying anyway, even though he knew he stood no chance in hell?
God loves a try-er and so does Mahi.

2) How can you not love a man who puffs out his chest when he notices you noticing him? Any man! Big, small, tiny, thin, whatever.
Mahi gets no sex in her city (too much info, huh?) but she's still rooting for you!

3) How can you not love the feeling of good man's hand on the small of your back? I dare you to dislike it...yeah, I DARE you. Of course this doesn't really count if you're a stranger trying to get fresh.
Mahi, like any starry-eyed woman, loves her heroes but not the zeroes.

4) How can you not love it when a man argues with you just to see you get fired up? How can you not love it that he loves seeing you soooo fake-mad?
Go on..fight the good fight, you great pretender, you!

5) How can you not love the surge of sheer power when you stare down a man much bigger than yourself?
It's like I always say "Behind every good man, is a good woman who's got him by his nuts"
Okay, so I may have just made that up...

6) How can you not love a man who likes seeing you at your most disgusting, saccharine-sweet, cutesy self . Oh don't you dare scoff...we've all done it or tried to and failed! Yea, so other women maybe haters (myself included), but so what.
Meow pussycats, game on!

7) How can you not love a man who's willing to carry that heavy box and do DISGUSTING things like kill a cockroach, but is a total chicken when it comes feminine issues. Want to gross him out? Yell out "Period!" Want him to quickly hang up? Say "I think I'm PMS-ing". Want him to get flustered and unsure? Say "I'm having cramps..Owwwww"
*Mr Burn's style* Eeeeexcellent.

8) Lastly (but not leastly), 2 words - PIGGYBACK RIDES! How can you not a love a man who has the cojones to give you a piggyback ride and still come out of it without a hernia?
Mahi loves her a macho macho man!

If this list doesn't make you realise how much you love men, then *throws hands up in the air* I give up!
But it should.
Coz it's an awesome list.
So there.
(And no, I'm not drunk :P )

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