It's rainin' men! Hallelujiah!
I want to talk about my favourite topic in the whole wide world - Men!
Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't ignore 'em.
Can't live with 'em..can't live without 'em..
And so on and so forth.
I love men...I really, really do. I know, I know sometimes they can be so insensitive and so heartless and so unemotional..but hey, come on..aren't we all like that sometimes?
I have a feeling I'm going to get a couple of rotten eggs coming my way from the alpha feminists, but I don't care! I love my men!
And today, right here, right now, I am going to tell you exactly why.
1) How can you not sit through a badly covered (and then rejected) pick-up line, and not come out of it loving the poor man a little - for trying anyway, even though he knew he stood no chance in hell?
God loves a try-er and so does Mahi.
2) How can you not love a man who puffs out his chest when he notices you noticing him? Any man! Big, small, tiny, thin, whatever.
Mahi gets no sex in her city (too much info, huh?) but she's still rooting for you!
3) How can you not love the feeling of good man's hand on the small of your back? I dare you to dislike it...yeah, I DARE you. Of course this doesn't really count if you're a stranger trying to get fresh.
Mahi, like any starry-eyed woman, loves her heroes but not the zeroes.
4) How can you not love it when a man argues with you just to see you get fired up? How can you not love it that he loves seeing you soooo fake-mad?
Go on..fight the good fight, you great pretender, you!
5) How can you not love the surge of sheer power when you stare down a man much bigger than yourself?
It's like I always say "Behind every good man, is a good woman who's got him by his nuts"
Okay, so I may have just made that up...
6) How can you not love a man who likes seeing you at your most disgusting, saccharine-sweet, cutesy self . Oh don't you dare scoff...we've all done it or tried to and failed! Yea, so other women maybe haters (myself included), but so what.
Meow pussycats, game on!
7) How can you not love a man who's willing to carry that heavy box and do DISGUSTING things like kill a cockroach, but is a total chicken when it comes feminine issues. Want to gross him out? Yell out "Period!" Want him to quickly hang up? Say "I think I'm PMS-ing". Want him to get flustered and unsure? Say "I'm having cramps..Owwwww"
*Mr Burn's style* Eeeeexcellent.
8) Lastly (but not leastly), 2 words - PIGGYBACK RIDES! How can you not a love a man who has the cojones to give you a piggyback ride and still come out of it without a hernia?
Mahi loves her a macho macho man!
If this list doesn't make you realise how much you love men, then *throws hands up in the air* I give up!
But it should.
Coz it's an awesome list.
So there.
(And no, I'm not drunk :P )
Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't ignore 'em.
Can't live with 'em..can't live without 'em..
And so on and so forth.
I love men...I really, really do. I know, I know sometimes they can be so insensitive and so heartless and so unemotional..but hey, come on..aren't we all like that sometimes?
I have a feeling I'm going to get a couple of rotten eggs coming my way from the alpha feminists, but I don't care! I love my men!
And today, right here, right now, I am going to tell you exactly why.
1) How can you not sit through a badly covered (and then rejected) pick-up line, and not come out of it loving the poor man a little - for trying anyway, even though he knew he stood no chance in hell?
God loves a try-er and so does Mahi.
2) How can you not love a man who puffs out his chest when he notices you noticing him? Any man! Big, small, tiny, thin, whatever.
Mahi gets no sex in her city (too much info, huh?) but she's still rooting for you!
3) How can you not love the feeling of good man's hand on the small of your back? I dare you to dislike it...yeah, I DARE you. Of course this doesn't really count if you're a stranger trying to get fresh.
Mahi, like any starry-eyed woman, loves her heroes but not the zeroes.
4) How can you not love it when a man argues with you just to see you get fired up? How can you not love it that he loves seeing you soooo fake-mad?
Go on..fight the good fight, you great pretender, you!
5) How can you not love the surge of sheer power when you stare down a man much bigger than yourself?
It's like I always say "Behind every good man, is a good woman who's got him by his nuts"
Okay, so I may have just made that up...
6) How can you not love a man who likes seeing you at your most disgusting, saccharine-sweet, cutesy self . Oh don't you dare scoff...we've all done it or tried to and failed! Yea, so other women maybe haters (myself included), but so what.
Meow pussycats, game on!
7) How can you not love a man who's willing to carry that heavy box and do DISGUSTING things like kill a cockroach, but is a total chicken when it comes feminine issues. Want to gross him out? Yell out "Period!" Want him to quickly hang up? Say "I think I'm PMS-ing". Want him to get flustered and unsure? Say "I'm having cramps..Owwwww"
*Mr Burn's style* Eeeeexcellent.
8) Lastly (but not leastly), 2 words - PIGGYBACK RIDES! How can you not a love a man who has the cojones to give you a piggyback ride and still come out of it without a hernia?
Mahi loves her a macho macho man!
If this list doesn't make you realise how much you love men, then *throws hands up in the air* I give up!
But it should.
Coz it's an awesome list.
So there.
(And no, I'm not drunk :P )
Labels: nincompoopery, Philosophy of Life
Madame Mahima blew a kiss and took a bow on Tuesday, September 09, 2008
9 Comments:
lol women will never admit it.. but after a few years of defiant feminism.. they desparately need a guy to take care of them....thats how women were created.. and it is SO comforting to know that we will always NEED a man for that.. no one can give you the kind of attention or love or sex for that matter ( awesome sex!) that a guy can!!!
( and im talking about a guy in love..not the dolts out there!)
good for you mahi!
I love you!!! I ask for a post and there's one up in ten minutes flat!!! You make it look so easy woman!!!!
And now that you're back, don't you dare go into hiding again!!! (Or that alarm shall be alarmingly real :P)
Men... ahhh yes, love em love em love em :D Love em for endless renditions of mushy songs to make up after a fight, or to calm down an angry woman :D. Love em for endless repetitions of 'Oh you look good enough to eat!' everytime you dress up, love em for the chocolates and roses (albeit bought guilitily) on V day...
*skips away singing "she's back!!! Mahi's back! She's baaaaaaaaaack!!"
They're doing it for the sex mahi.... and by the tone the post (especially the piggyback bit), looks like, it, ahem, worked :)
grafx - well i dunno about someone taking care of me but its nice to have some good company And some great laughs every now and then :)
thank u babe! :D
dewdrop - yea! see what i do for u???
LOL thank u for the push!
4wd - dude...piggybacks can be harmless..sheesh get ure mind out of the gutter :P
PIGGYBACK RIDESSS?!?!
:P
"How can you not love a man who puffs out his chest when he notices you noticing him?"
You women notice that?? Damn! I'm sure all guys who do this (including me) think they're being uber-cool and discreet. We truly believe that if we puff our chests right, and fake the right expression, you'd think we're actually marines or something. I think this charade should be allowed to go on, don't you?
*puffs chest, adds cool, indifferent drawl to voice*
Good to see you writing again.
finally, a woman rooting for the undertalked of the society...if you count out the brad pitts that is...
Scribblers Inc.
the age of men is back again from the brink...we are loved again as a species :P
a girl sleeping and a girl angry...a sight not to be missed...
though point 7...there are men like us who manage to ask hot tea? or foot massage? in those chumming times...men are evolving...and we try and patiently educate u abt sports also...women are evolving too they seem to have started likin it too
evidently holding doors open for the lady is still well admired :)
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