04 April, 2006

Goddamned Template, I'm a Moron and Titty Talk.

'Tis with a heavy heart I write this...

Due to VIOLENT objections, I have decided to change my template yet again.

Actually the other day I accessed my blog via a PC at my uni library and when it opened I actually went "Say wuuuuuuuut?!" (in falsetto).

It was COMPLETELY wonky!

Now I know why some of you have had such negative responses towards it!
(I'm sure it has nothing to do with the flower or the bright colours, and if it IS too flower-y for you, then...sod off.)

So yes..back to the good ol' drawing board.
Stay tuned..and contrary to what my tone might be, I DO appreciate the feedback.


***

Now as many of you might know, I spend a good hour and a half travelling to uni, and another good hour and a half travelling back home.

That's a total of 3 hours.

But it's fine..coz I enjoy thinking/daydreaming and listening to my music..and most importantly I don't have to worry about making futile/annoying conversation..so it's all good..
EXCEPT-
when you spend all that time travelling and in the end you realise that your classes have, in fact, been cancelled.
Or as I'm realising now- you've mixed up your Tuesday timetable with Monday's.

So I waited outside my class..no one turned up.
And it sorta occured to me that the WHOLE class (including the tutor) couldn't possibly be 15 minutes late..in fact I'm the one who's always 15 minutes late.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the moral of the story is, if you keep skipping your Tuesday classes, God WILL find a way to mess with your head and make you pay (by making you wake up early, travel and then ultimately feel like an IDIOT.)
I swear...I could just picture God chuckling, pointing at me and going "Luh-oooooosah!"

*Mahi shakes a fist*

***
At the Dinner Table -

Mom: This dish that Aunty X sent.. is awful!
Dad: So tell her then.
Mom: No I can't that's so mean!
Dad: Okay..
Mom : But maybe I should tell her. If she doesn't like dishes that I send over she says "Oh P! Honestly, That dish tasted TERRIBLE..I couldn't even swallow it." Can you believe it??
Dad: So tell her then!
Mom: Ya. I'm going to tell her! It's my revenge! Hee hee
Mahi : -while eating, mumbles- Yes..tit for tit. -chuckles to herself-

Mom and Dad: -silence-
Mahi: What? Why ya'll lookin' at me like that?
Dad: She worries me sometimes.
Mom: -nods-

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19 Comments:

Blogger SonnyBoy did the happy dance and finally said..

What is 'TITTY' talk?? :D
And yes your new template is interesting...

3:08 PM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster did the happy dance and finally said..

tit for tit?
ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
*composes herself and unsuccessfully tries to arrange her face into a somber expression*

what happened? I loved your new template! why did you change it?

Bah.*pouts*

4:57 PM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

TIT FOR TIT?????? WHAT THE HELL WASSDAT?!?!? HAHAHAHHAHAH!!

Mahi, u really crack me up man! haha.. pheww.. hahahaa..umm, me is referring to our msn convo where size and age was mentioned! LOL.

okok, me shall stop. But u know what the HUGE conincidence is..i just skipped my maths lecture today, and here you are talking abt skipping classes. sigh..these tuesday lectures at 4!! damn!!

5:12 PM  
Blogger abhi did the happy dance and finally said..

where/whom did u dhaap this new design from?

n stop scandalizing ur folks

5:19 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

sonnyboy - long time no see! read the post again :P

megha-:( i had to change the new template! i checked my blog from uni and the whole thing was SO not how it was from my home pc/laptop! it was wayyyy off..now i get why apoo and the rest hated it..it was so very hard to read...black is safe! black is good! black allows me to play with crazy colours =D

medha - u know what i say! i'd rather have size than no size =) i love being me..people cant help but stop and stare sometimes ;)
(psst- some men have a thing for older women too ;) )

abhi - the flower was originally a photo taken by my friend janita (her link is on the sidebar), i photoshopped it and just put it in my old template..it was so much more easier!
and i LOVE scandalising my folks (esp. mom!)
btw...LOVE the pic =D

7:44 PM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

Well..what can i say...i pity those men who have a thing for older women! HAHAHA :p:p

8:27 PM  
Blogger surbhi seth did the happy dance and finally said..

I like "tit for tit"... I'm going to use it whenever I see girls take girly revenges on one another...?! Eventhough, it does sound quite raunchy... I see now why your parents were giving you the 'hopeless look'! haha
And what was wrong with your previous template, madam? Umm... I actually like this one better... its trancy looking....the former one was soothing with a hint of hope, especially since it made me feel like the weather is soon going to get warmer here! It's officially Spring... yet mad WINDY outside!!!:(

8:34 PM  
Blogger Ashish Shakya did the happy dance and finally said..

Tit for tit??

Sounds like some Smart Alec thinking up a name for a lesbian movie.
The phrase also reminds me of an old joke:

Once a woman had triplets...called them Rat,Pat and Tat.She fed Rat from her left boob,Pat from her right.Moral of the story?


No tit for Tat.

9:07 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha - lol u know best sweety :)

surbhi - hehe yes yes thats when u use it! i loved the previous one too but i had to change it for the greater good :( oh oh u can think of this one as hope-y too! like the green stuff is HOPE emanating from the flower...the flower spread joyyyyy and hope and luvvvv and a whole bunch of other green/springy stuff =D

phoenix - yep tit for tit! to be used when 2 or more women attempt to take revenge upon one another.
i almost fell of my chair at that joke!!!!lol keep it up!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Mint Chutney did the happy dance and finally said..

LOL!

The Gods of Tuesday lectures were getting back at you.

This one time my cousin meant to say that my other cousin looked like a Gang Banger (person in a gang) but instead said he looked like he was in a gang bang (porn). The room got so silent I swear we could hear the Earth spin on its axis.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Meghana did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahima!!! you are a crazy person!!! But I LOVE IT! Just love your day to day life which you make us see in this really slapstick, funny way that makes it seem like an on going TV Show. Reading your blogs are great! It always trasnscends me into this other world so unlike mine.I like it! N by the way your new template is really pleasant. Good art work!
Keep up with the blogging and entertainting, bored souls like me :)

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

Tit for tit....mmmmm....i think i will just stop there....

Well, had a bad case of insomnia on Sat night and only managed to fall asleep at abt 6.40am, woke up 11am on Sun(Yes, poor sods like me actually wrk on Sun) to get ready for wrk cos i *thought* i was in the afternoon shift which starts at 3pm...after takin a 15min feeder(Which i waitied 20mins for) + 40min MRT ride followed by another 15min walk/dash to the office and there i was, panting, sweating, tired...20mins late, apologising to my bemused colleague for being late...when she looks me in the eyes and says those haunting words....






"You start wrk at 7pm today, not at at 3pm"....


Sigh....it does indeed sucketh to the max.....so dont feel bad, you aint alone.....i feel you pain princess

12:24 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris did the happy dance and finally said..

i love the psychedelic flower! as long as nothing is behind the text where you post your entries, I like it!

1:58 AM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

This template does indeed look better..... the one you had on in b/w was so not you. The titty talk cracked me up :)

4:41 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

minty - i even distinctly remember saying to myself 'damn you tuesday gods, DAMN YOU!!!' :P LOL OH GOODNESS. 'GANG BANGER'??!!? i SO can't wait to try that one out in front of the family (but to the 'gang bang' and 'gang banger' will probably sound the same!)

meghz - im not exagerrating babes! my family really is one big comedy show..hehe thank you darlink!

rajesh - oh lord..that really does suck big time, doesnt it?? i usually compensate by coming home and having some dark chocolate. chocolate makes everything better!

dawn - thank u babes! i loved the psychadelic flower too..its actually the same one i used before, but i guess black sets it off better!

rohan - *sniff* but i liked that template toooooo
u know afterwards my dad couldnt stop laughing..mom was still a bit scandalised!

10:33 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia did the happy dance and finally said..

I liked your previous templates and I like this one too! Maybe I am too easy! *sigh* Who didn't like it? Tell them Catty Yummy Mummy wants a word with them! K-Kish!

The class thing... can so relate. The drive... oy! I feel for you Ladee, I feel for you!

Boho hugs coming your way and ooooweeee! I love me the titty talk! Wonder why?

2:32 AM  
Blogger Jay did the happy dance and finally said..

Ah, this new template looks a lot better! Was this what you intended all along?

7:06 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

yummy mummy - hehe no you're not easy, my templates are just so nice :P hehe a modest one arent i??
u love the titty talk? so do i! must be all that time we spend at kay's =D

jay - *shuffles feet*
*cough*
uh..yea..yea this is what i intended all along..just..yknow..those damn html codes..
*cough*

8:56 AM  
Blogger couchpotato did the happy dance and finally said..

I thought I was the only one who found it ...well, rather, difficult to read your last post. This one's a lot better; don't have to keep thinking I'm going blind, again. Shit, I AM paranoid!

5:52 PM  

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