Mahi is feeling ZEN (and theres a tag too.)

Let's get to business, shall we?

1.Thou art allowed to have that brownie.
Look. This is how it is. We women suffer. We are often in agony. Men are often one of the reasons why. So is procreation. We suffer for it. If that means eating that last brownie will alleviate our pain (slightly), then eat it we shall, dammit! (The same may apply for pies, cakes, etc.)

2. Thou shalt not covet thy friend's man.
Because 1)It's gross
2)It's gross
3)It's gross
4)Jay..are you listening?

3. Thou shalt absolutely not put Tomato chunks and Pineapple bits on my pizza.
Now I may not speak for everyone (and I have a feeling I often don't.) but it just seems wrong. Like a chimp and a human mating- In theory it seems possible..but it's just (for lack of a better word) GROSS. It should never be allowed to happen! Tomato chunks on their own- Fine. Pineapple bits on their own - Fine. Together ON pizza - not Fine.

4. Thou art allowed to lust after hotness.
It's what I often enjoy doing. 'Nuff said. Be happy, be sexy - Lust away.

5. Thou can indulge. Thou SHOULD indulge.
Do you really want to live to be a 100 and realise on your deathbed that you spent so much time avoiding stuff to live long, that you never really LIVED at all?

6. Thou shall excercise thine rights of being a disgruntled customer.
Ordering a pizza = $25
Pizza getting delivered on time = Awesome
Brother opening cover, seeing Lasagna instead and screaming = Hilarious
Realisation that you're hungry = Annoying
Calling pizza place = Faintly irritating
Having original, now cold, order being delivered = SUPER pissing off
Calling pizza place and being assured you'll get another piping hot one = Deja Vu and Woohoo!
Having 2nd free pizza delivered = Empowering. There is justice.
Checking if pizza people spat on my pizza before eating = Common sense.

7. Thou shalt not stoop down and get your hands dirty.
No name calling. No below the belt remarks. No back stabbing.
Ever. No matter how bad it gets. Nothing hurts as much as indifference does =)

8. Thou shalt not remain with joy-vampires
This is so incredibly important, it's not even funny. Don't hang around someone if he/she makes you more sad than happy. It ruins you and it's wrong. Get out of it NOW. You don't owe anyone an explanation, you don't owe 'em apologies.

9. Thou shalt expect the worst, but pray for the best.
No one needs their hopes to be up and then crashed. Expectations lead to disappointment. Eliminate expectations and logically, you eliminate disappointment. But don't forget what is rightfully yours. Aim. But like..don't aim to be the captain of the next star ship, coz people will just call you nuts.(Trust me on this.)

10. Thou shalt absolutely NOT lead other people on.
People, people, people. One word - Karma.

And Finally
11. Thou shalt fall in love
Over and over again, as many times as you want, with as many people as you like. Fallen in love with someone you've just met? It happens.
Fallen in love with a friend? It happens too.
Fallen in love with a model you don't know? Happens.
Fallen in love with the scumbag who keeps making passes at you? Yup
Fallen in love with the guy who never takes his eyes off you? Happens.
Just be careful about what you do about it. Coz more often than not, you can't undo it.


And Now for 4WD's tag:

1) What kind of car/ bike person are you? This includes bicycles
-Any car that moves from Point A to Point B and has an air-conditioner is my kinda car. But having said that, the Carver looks SUPER cool!

2) You opinion : Why are all men turned on by women that dig other women, when the man in question is not even in the picture?
Good question. I think women are just honestly sexy things to look at. I'm sorry men, but we are. So in this case..two is better than one and you men are too engrossed to even realise you're not in the equation =)

3) You've been in a relationship for 2 years, and you realise you're not in love. What do you do? Be honest, or find some way to pin the blame on your soon to be ex.
Be honest.You gotta rip the band aid off sometime right? Better now than later. Either that or plant a few strands of blonde hair on his shirt and accuse him of being unfaithful..=D yea I'd do that!

4) Which is your favourite pair of shoes. Why?
My white expensive strappy ones. Sexy as hell.

5) What is the best way to bring up a conversation with your significant other about a threesome?
We're assuming I'd want one? Okay..
"Honey, every now and then, it's good to spice things up, agreed? Good. Now..oh look! I got you your favourite video! Yes..it's THAT one ;) Speaking of the video..I have this crazy idea.........."

6) Did you ever run away from home?
No! I'd miss Kelso and my PC too much.

8) Is it true that rum doesn't leave hangovers?
*Perks up* Re-e-e-e-ee-ally? Interesting that is..I'll try it out in copious amounts and get back to you!

Thanks 4wd! That was fun..and very thought-provoking!

=D