20 March, 2006

Mahi is feeling ZEN (and theres a tag too.)

Let's get to business, shall we?

1.Thou art allowed to have that brownie.
Look. This is how it is. We women suffer. We are often in agony. Men are often one of the reasons why. So is procreation. We suffer for it. If that means eating that last brownie will alleviate our pain (slightly), then eat it we shall, dammit! (The same may apply for pies, cakes, etc.)

2. Thou shalt not covet thy friend's man.
Because 1)It's gross
2)It's gross
3)It's gross
4)Jay..are you listening?

3. Thou shalt absolutely not put Tomato chunks and Pineapple bits on my pizza.
Now I may not speak for everyone (and I have a feeling I often don't.) but it just seems wrong. Like a chimp and a human mating- In theory it seems possible..but it's just (for lack of a better word) GROSS. It should never be allowed to happen! Tomato chunks on their own- Fine. Pineapple bits on their own - Fine. Together ON pizza - not Fine.

4. Thou art allowed to lust after hotness.
It's what I often enjoy doing. 'Nuff said. Be happy, be sexy - Lust away.

5. Thou can indulge. Thou SHOULD indulge.
Do you really want to live to be a 100 and realise on your deathbed that you spent so much time avoiding stuff to live long, that you never really LIVED at all?

6. Thou shall excercise thine rights of being a disgruntled customer.
Ordering a pizza = $25
Pizza getting delivered on time = Awesome
Brother opening cover, seeing Lasagna instead and screaming = Hilarious
Realisation that you're hungry = Annoying
Calling pizza place = Faintly irritating
Having original, now cold, order being delivered = SUPER pissing off
Calling pizza place and being assured you'll get another piping hot one = Deja Vu and Woohoo!
Having 2nd free pizza delivered = Empowering. There is justice.
Checking if pizza people spat on my pizza before eating = Common sense.

7. Thou shalt not stoop down and get your hands dirty.
No name calling. No below the belt remarks. No back stabbing.
Ever. No matter how bad it gets. Nothing hurts as much as indifference does =)

8. Thou shalt not remain with joy-vampires
This is so incredibly important, it's not even funny. Don't hang around someone if he/she makes you more sad than happy. It ruins you and it's wrong. Get out of it NOW. You don't owe anyone an explanation, you don't owe 'em apologies.

9. Thou shalt expect the worst, but pray for the best.
No one needs their hopes to be up and then crashed. Expectations lead to disappointment. Eliminate expectations and logically, you eliminate disappointment. But don't forget what is rightfully yours. Aim. But like..don't aim to be the captain of the next star ship, coz people will just call you nuts.(Trust me on this.)

10. Thou shalt absolutely NOT lead other people on.
People, people, people. One word - Karma.

And Finally
11. Thou shalt fall in love
Over and over again, as many times as you want, with as many people as you like. Fallen in love with someone you've just met? It happens.
Fallen in love with a friend? It happens too.
Fallen in love with a model you don't know? Happens.
Fallen in love with the scumbag who keeps making passes at you? Yup
Fallen in love with the guy who never takes his eyes off you? Happens.
Just be careful about what you do about it. Coz more often than not, you can't undo it.


And Now for 4WD's tag:

1) What kind of car/ bike person are you? This includes bicycles
-Any car that moves from Point A to Point B and has an air-conditioner is my kinda car. But having said that, the Carver looks SUPER cool!

2) You opinion : Why are all men turned on by women that dig other women, when the man in question is not even in the picture?
Good question. I think women are just honestly sexy things to look at. I'm sorry men, but we are. So in this case..two is better than one and you men are too engrossed to even realise you're not in the equation =)

3) You've been in a relationship for 2 years, and you realise you're not in love. What do you do? Be honest, or find some way to pin the blame on your soon to be ex.
Be honest.You gotta rip the band aid off sometime right? Better now than later. Either that or plant a few strands of blonde hair on his shirt and accuse him of being unfaithful..=D yea I'd do that!

4) Which is your favourite pair of shoes. Why?
My white expensive strappy ones. Sexy as hell.

5) What is the best way to bring up a conversation with your significant other about a threesome?
We're assuming I'd want one? Okay..
"Honey, every now and then, it's good to spice things up, agreed? Good. Now..oh look! I got you your favourite video! Yes..it's THAT one ;) Speaking of the video..I have this crazy idea.........."

6) Did you ever run away from home?
No! I'd miss Kelso and my PC too much.

8) Is it true that rum doesn't leave hangovers?
*Perks up* Re-e-e-e-ee-ally? Interesting that is..I'll try it out in copious amounts and get back to you!

Thanks 4wd! That was fun..and very thought-provoking!

=D

28 Comments:

Blogger MaK-D did the happy dance and finally said..

nice .... totally agree with points 3 to 10...

11:34 PM  
Blogger MaK-D did the happy dance and finally said..

as for point 11 ...falling that much could hurt your head a little....

11:45 PM  
Blogger Jay did the happy dance and finally said..

-flamboyant shriek- Dah-ling, he was not my friend, and I was not stealing! I BORROWED his boyfriends now and then, that's all! Perfectly innocent!

-cruelly watches that last brownie reappear on your hips-

5:13 AM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster did the happy dance and finally said..

8) Is it true that rum doesn't leave hangovers?

*eyes open wide in glee*

Bleady...bleady...bleady.....now why didn't I know that?

*runs off to test the theory with her cronies*
:D

5:41 AM  
Anonymous rader did the happy dance and finally said..

Dude! your hilarious! :D

6:16 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

mayank - nono the head's fine. do u have your doubts?!!?!? HUH??

jay - *shakes head*
7. Thou shalt not stoop down and get your hands dirty.
No name calling. No below the belt remarks. No back stabbing.

have you learnt nothing (BITCH.)?

megha - welllllcome dahhlink! hehe we shall give 4wd our reviews soon!

rader - dude! thanks! =D

11:11 AM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

Ya know what? there are certain pizza rules I follow. I always order vegetarian pizzas. ALWAYS. And I HATE PINEAPPLE but I gave up..you can't get a veg pizza here w/o those sweet lil bastards. So I pick em out and eat them all before gorging on the pizza.

Oh and Carver or Merc Carving? Don't know if they are different...

11:50 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

jups - yup its alsways vegetarian pizzas for me too (mostly coz i'm a vegetarian :P)and rather than finding myself shortchanged on the cheese or mushrooms i just tell em to hold the pineapples (coz they DO sneakily take up a lot of space)
the carver thing i was talking abt was smthg i saw on the discovery channel,its a cross between a car and a bike and its SUPER cool! i couldnt find a pic for the post tho..

2:50 PM  
Blogger ashok did the happy dance and finally said..

hi mahima..new to ur blog...very interesting! cheers!

11:19 PM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster did the happy dance and finally said..

yayyyyy....Im gonna blogroll you too! *cos all chalu women should stick together* uh-huh....
Actually I like your posts.....I guess its a chalu thing eh? the 'chalu-er' you are the better you write...:D
....:D

12:36 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris did the happy dance and finally said..

#5 is definitely my personal mantra!

and I agree that pineapple pizza is freaking gross. NO, i haven't tried it....I don't NEED to to know that's just ALL KINDS OF WRONG! lol

2:07 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

hi ashok! thanks for visiting do come again =)

megha - LOL so true chalu-sistah! it HAS to be the chalu-ness!

dawn - oh it is gross...i know this is sorta dumb of me but i can't wrap my head around the fact that fruits AND vegetables can be dumped in one sorta dish and eaten together..uh-uh wrong on so many levels.

9:23 AM  
Blogger The Box did the happy dance and finally said..

The Thou thing (what FUCKED-up syntax) was cool. My favourite one's number 11. With the gender reversed of course.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Vaibhav did the happy dance and finally said..

Agree completely with 3 (pineapple on pizza?? which weirdo thought that up anyway), 4 (well, duh!), 7 (but only in principle.. ), 8 (if theres one thing I've learnt in life, its this)...

Came through Sudhanshu's blog...

were u in College ?

10:13 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

box - lol with the gender reversed OF COURSE :p

hey vaibhav welcome...nope wasn't it college with u guys..i'm sudhanshu's friend from lagos..do visit again!

10:25 AM  
Blogger Casablanca did the happy dance and finally said..

Ooooo... this post, we like. We like veryverymuch!

And the new photo also we like :D

11:00 AM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

Thank you for the masterclass, I could talk for hours on commandments no.3. Btw you gotta work on your bringing up of the threesome thingie again.

12:09 PM  
Blogger T did the happy dance and finally said..

wow...love how witty ur lines are...nice blog. throughly enjoyed reading it...!

2:42 PM  
Blogger raxterize did the happy dance and finally said..

Hey first time here. Was quite thrilled to know that you have a pooch named Kelso. My colleague in Manila (i am from Mumbai) is named Celso (pronounced as Kelso)and I used to wonder....

Liked this space.Will stroll by

rxtr

5:13 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

casa- thank yew m'lady! we likey it too =D

rohan - tomatoes and pineapples eh?? are you for or against??
lol about the threesome thing..im open to ideas! :P

t- haha thank u very much!do visit again! =)

raxterize - hehe i took kelso's name from 'that 70's show' (he really A LOT like ashton kutcher's character in the show..good looking but incredibly dumb at times)
do visit again!

6:45 AM  
Blogger White Magpie did the happy dance and finally said..

Point 2 - Can covet friend's woman? ;)

Rum does leave hangovers..real bad ones too..Ah never drink whiskey but tried the JD this bday and it was swell..a really faint hangover compared to the amount that went in...Fish hasta drink like a fish..

in 4WD point 2 - men are turned on by women..whether she digs women or men doesnt matter :p

and point 8 - Absolutely. A friend like that is no friend of mine..well mostly...

New pic eez nice

n u must read - The world is made of glass by Morris West (in case u haven't)

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

This the 4th time im writing this this week, everytime i try to post a comment, this darn thing called wrk keeps intruding...damn!..

Anyways

01) Yup, go for it...I mean, u neva knw, it may be the las brownie u will ever hav!...morbid, i knw, same view but jus a dif angle..life is short, live it to the fullest...

04) Okay, now i dont feel so bad looking at you pic ;)

05) Please refer to number 01...

11) Glad to see someone else gets it, falling in love is one thing, but thats not true love, true love is falling in love wit a hundred ppl yet only staying true to the one person...now tats true love........i seriously gotta stop watching hallmark....

As for the 4wd tag:

05) Interesting...now that is assuming that the guy would be dumb enuf to share u wit someone else!...but interesting none the less :)

1:45 PM  
Blogger 4WD did the happy dance and finally said..

Hello you have a new picture. Veddy nice.

I think you shouldn't cook fruit in general. Thats why biologists named them that.

Whats wrong with coveting your friend's wo/man? If they're hot, and nice to you, and dance dirty with you, it could happen. I'm just saying.

6:15 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

magpie - no u cant covet ure friends woman!!!! absolutely not!
whats the book about? ill try and get my hands on it once my exams are done thanks for the suggestion!

rajesh - sigh works the exact reason why im not posting as much as id like to..thank u rajesh! ure too kind =D

4wd - 4wd, 4wd, 4wd. you worry me sometimes
*shakes head*
as told to magpie..no coveting ure friends girl..but if she dances dirty with u :S u might want to let ure friend know about that :P

7:35 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris did the happy dance and finally said..

omg, mahi, I had to write to you about your dream! You must be psychic or something because for the past few days I've been working on a website...for a local Bed & Breakfast! Weird, huh?

11:16 PM  
Blogger Lalit Singh did the happy dance and finally said..

//Checking if pizza people spat on my pizza before eating = Common sense.
LOLS
pulled a nice one there

2:14 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

dawn - -cue x-files theme song-
=D

lalit- thank u thank u! do visit again!

10:01 AM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

Of course I am for banning of the hawaiin pizza and all other such ridiculous toppings. Abt that threesome thing throw in another cute friend of yours and this threesome can brainstorm on that topic :)

12:04 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Blogroll Me!
Google