And these Thoughts enter my Head.

• Lets say the girl using the cubicle before me, shat, and flushed...with her unwashed hands....let that sink in....*compulsively scrubs hands and vows to never use a public toilet again*
• I have found 3 remote controls in my room..and no corresponding appliance. What are they doing in my room? What is their purpose? Oh, so many questions..
• I need a sugar daddy.
• Judging a man by the shoes he wears is stupid. Judge a man by the condition of his bathroom and kitchen..thats so much more insightful.
• Been contemplating how to incorporate "Welcome to the O.C, bitch." into my daily conversations.
• Its my brothers birthday today, but are we partying? Nooo. Coz the pig pigged out during Diwali so much that he has an upset stomach. No treat for him which means no treat for me. *glares at pig*
• Ahhhh the joys of flirting. Not dirty flirting mind you. Yes, there IS clean flirting. You cheap, dirty people.
• I once saw a man enter the bus, and he had pus oooozing from his leg..overall incredibly gross. He was also a bit crazy. When I'm on that bus I'm paralysed by the fear that I've touched something that he has laid his being on. Does that make me evil? Or just anal retentive? Well, either way, pus is gross. And it's about time you realised that.
• I realised that I'm pretty much the same person, when I'm drunk AND when I'm sober. I'm just louder when I'm drunk. And whinier.
• I think a kiss should be stolen, and not asked for. Um unless the girl really doesn't like you. Thats when a stolen kiss turns into molestation. And that never ends well. Trust me.
• I crack up when I ask guys "So, what's up at your end?" I know, I know, I'm such a juvenile!!!!!!!!!!!!
• How annoying can running out toilet paper get???!?!
• I wish I was Oprah. Oh no wait, what I meant was, I wish I had Oprah's money and walk-in closet. Yep that's what I meant.
• I come up with some really good one-liners during the day, and much to my annoyance, I forget them by the time I want to use them on someone.
• I'm happy I left Lagos when I did. I doubt I'd have been this colourful if I hadn't.
• I think I'm the sort who wouldn't think twice about hitting/asking out a guy I really liked..oh wait...done that!
• When I'm nervous, I blab, turn red and then keep quiet and fidget.
• One of my many pet peeves- Realising there's no more shampoo left. Wtf mate?! That's almost as annoying as the toilet paper running out.
• I couldn't stop laughing about how I bugged the guy sitting next to me on my flight to Melbourne. I made him play hangman with me. He was a 30 year old Scotsman, who worked in an oil firm. And he played Hangman with Mahima from Singapore. He flirted with the stewardess and got Mahima a couple of Mars bars and a drink too. Ah bless his Scotty heart.
• Ok that's it for now. This is what studying for Social Psychology does to you.