Wanted: Sexy Computer Wizard.*meowrr*

Jeez...I was officially BLOWN away today.

Hanita, Nesha and I had to upload our website today (part of a project and all that)
After struggling with the stupid piece of shit, we decided to enlist a little help from Nesha's friend who was a School of Computing student.

So we made our way to the computing faculty, and went into one of the computer labs, where her friend was waiting for us.
This is when One thing dawned upon me.

1) We..or at least I, am a bimbo. For the first time in my life, I felt like an airhead.
I almost felt a vacuum open up in the lab the MINUTE I stepped into it. A vacuum that sucked the brainforce out of all the computer geeks in the lab. I felt their glass-ed glares sear into me, like little virtual knives in my back. From the corner of my eye, I saw them hunch protectively over their high powered, big, fancy-shmancy computers/laptops as I delicately laid down my pearly white petite Toshiba..As if her very presence would instantly downsize their RAMs and gigahertz and gigabytes, and just by pure diffusion would bimbotize them. Hey, my Betsy can hold her own, Ok?

A few girls started doggedly banging out codes and commands as if to drive home the point that I, Mahima, was nothing.. NOTHINGcompared to them and their vast knowledge of the virtual world. Point noted computer geek chicks...point noted.


So what happened next was amazing.
While I waited patiently for Betsy to boot (it's ok darling..you're pretty..they don't have that.) Nesha's friend had SOMEHOW already accessed all the files he needed to help us with.
He then proceeded to type out commands ....rows and rows of commands..with rapid speed his hands flew and danced over the key board, like two bees doing a mating dance. He was furiously muttering commands as they ran through his mind, as if his mouth was trying in vain to catch up with his brain.
And suddenly he had the solution to our woes!

He looked at me and asked if that had fixed the problem ..
And there was me there with my mouth open. I just dumbly nodded.
In my head, I was there sitting, holding up my hand and going "Uh, scuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor"
The computer geek in me was having an orgasm.

Then he pushed the laptop to me and asked me to type out stuff...Ok, so I made a few typos here and there..and Computer Stud went "Ahhh long nails sometimes make typing hard eh?"

Touché CompStud...Touché!

Finally after tweaking a few html codes he dusted his hands off and proclaimed "Done! Run along children..Shoo..Run along! Let daddy finish his other project."

"Y-y-yes sir!" I stammered and bundled up Betsy and scuttered out of the room.
Nesha gave me a weird look "What's wrong with you??"
"Jeezus did you see that!? He used his mad brand of computer wizardry and abracadabra-ed our problems away!"
"Don't take Jesus' name in vain!!"
"Yea, yea sorry...wow.."


Wow indeed ladies. Wow.
You might wanna add "Computer Wizard" in your list of qualities that you want in your man.



It's hot.
Trust me.