24 October, 2005

Wanted: Sexy Computer Wizard.*meowrr*

Jeez...I was officially BLOWN away today.

Hanita, Nesha and I had to upload our website today (part of a project and all that)
After struggling with the stupid piece of shit, we decided to enlist a little help from Nesha's friend who was a School of Computing student.

So we made our way to the computing faculty, and went into one of the computer labs, where her friend was waiting for us.
This is when One thing dawned upon me.

1) We..or at least I, am a bimbo. For the first time in my life, I felt like an airhead.
I almost felt a vacuum open up in the lab the MINUTE I stepped into it. A vacuum that sucked the brainforce out of all the computer geeks in the lab. I felt their glass-ed glares sear into me, like little virtual knives in my back. From the corner of my eye, I saw them hunch protectively over their high powered, big, fancy-shmancy computers/laptops as I delicately laid down my pearly white petite Toshiba..As if her very presence would instantly downsize their RAMs and gigahertz and gigabytes, and just by pure diffusion would bimbotize them. Hey, my Betsy can hold her own, Ok?

A few girls started doggedly banging out codes and commands as if to drive home the point that I, Mahima, was nothing.. NOTHINGcompared to them and their vast knowledge of the virtual world. Point noted computer geek chicks...point noted.


So what happened next was amazing.
While I waited patiently for Betsy to boot (it's ok darling..you're pretty..they don't have that.) Nesha's friend had SOMEHOW already accessed all the files he needed to help us with.
He then proceeded to type out commands ....rows and rows of commands..with rapid speed his hands flew and danced over the key board, like two bees doing a mating dance. He was furiously muttering commands as they ran through his mind, as if his mouth was trying in vain to catch up with his brain.
And suddenly he had the solution to our woes!

He looked at me and asked if that had fixed the problem ..
And there was me there with my mouth open. I just dumbly nodded.
In my head, I was there sitting, holding up my hand and going "Uh, scuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor"
The computer geek in me was having an orgasm.

Then he pushed the laptop to me and asked me to type out stuff...Ok, so I made a few typos here and there..and Computer Stud went "Ahhh long nails sometimes make typing hard eh?"

Touché CompStud...Touché!

Finally after tweaking a few html codes he dusted his hands off and proclaimed "Done! Run along children..Shoo..Run along! Let daddy finish his other project."

"Y-y-yes sir!" I stammered and bundled up Betsy and scuttered out of the room.
Nesha gave me a weird look "What's wrong with you??"
"Jeezus did you see that!? He used his mad brand of computer wizardry and abracadabra-ed our problems away!"
"Don't take Jesus' name in vain!!"
"Yea, yea sorry...wow.."


Wow indeed ladies. Wow.
You might wanna add "Computer Wizard" in your list of qualities that you want in your man.



It's hot.
Trust me.

38 Comments:

Blogger abhi did the happy dance and finally said..

ahh ... Apoo ... this was a subtle gesture (the hint game seems to be on)

1:57 AM  
Blogger StagedSeven did the happy dance and finally said..

speaking of people being hot and all, a certain MICHAEL MENON has apparently made it to some top 50 gorgeous people list in singapore...haha shld we let sagie in!

2:43 AM  
Blogger Zii did the happy dance and finally said..

"artsy fartsy" just caught the attention of my eyes.

2:51 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

abhi - HAHA NO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!?

PREMA - michael!?! 'Terror of Neptune Court' michael?!?!show me the list!!

zii - thank u..*blink* i think!

7:16 AM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

Well mahi, i guess most guys these days are comuter wizards,arent they? And lets just say, i always get laughed at cos i just know TOOO much about the computers!

But yeah about finding a comp wizard hot, thats true! I mean, its like they are solving all your problems with a snap of their fingers. Amazing! And plus they speak in a complete alien language (of codes and numbers and etc) which is well..(if u think of it)..kinda...sexy, no? *smiles*

8:42 AM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

Ah, everytime I walked into my lab I had the exact same flummoxed feeling. Like they judge you because you waste valuable time to take a shower in the morning. How disrespectful of you, they say.

So the geek guy, is he hot in absolute terms? is there magic behind those horn-rimmed spectacles? Is there a real charmer tucked away underneath the zits that never saw sunlight? Is there? Because I never met a genius who was hot like that!

9:39 AM  
Blogger APOO did the happy dance and finally said..

Yeah Abhi, I saw the title and said, "This girl is all into me maaan". :P

Only now, the running game seems to be on. Time for me to run.... far far away from Mahi!

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi - Happen to have a thing for computer geeks eh? does a guy who has over 4yrs NT experience under his belt and is currently working in a solaris environment for almost a year qualify? ;)

The A200 is a pretty decent laptop, dont be dissing ol betsy now!

Medha - Not all computer geeks speak in a alien jargon, some of them happen to have poetic tendencies! *hint hint* ;)

Apoo - Run Apoo, ruuuun!!...betta book the next available flight to Siberia!!

2:37 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha - yea i know about the laughing bit, amongst my group of friends i can unashamedly say that I am the computer geek. but woah. in fact..i am NOTHING!(at least in the computing world)*looks around and whispers* you're right medhz..it IS sorta hot..whats wrong with us?!

jups - jups..he was NOT AT ALL hot..on a scale of 1-10, i'd have rated him 'slug'..but hot damn..the kind of power that knowledge fills a man with,i s amazing!

apoo - remember what i said in the prev post? about beating u up just for kicks? this is like hide-and-seek..apoo hides while i count to a million trillion gazillion. yea run. run boy run. far away from me..PLEASE.

rajesh - well done! =D betsy IS an A200! brownie points rajesh! haha

3:29 PM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

NO Mahi! We are perfectly normal girls!! Nothing's wrong with us. We just have better taste in men compared to....well....*scratches head*...ok hell, something IS wrong with us!! :S

Rajesh, I got the hint man! And you are just hinting toooo many gurls eh? You shameless-nameless creature!

3:54 PM  
Anonymous arpeeta did the happy dance and finally said..

mahi ure crazy..how can that be a turn out...i worry about u sometimes!..hai hai...

4:44 PM  
Blogger Jay did the happy dance and finally said..

Well, NM is much better with computers and at HTML codes than I am. It's useful, though I wouldn't exactly call it the sexiest thing in the world!

4:56 PM  
Blogger Casablanca did the happy dance and finally said..

Geeks are not hot, trust me on that one. I know a few, and.... ;)

5:30 PM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

Casa, you're saying this!!!!!!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi - Thank you dear *bows*..

Medha - Thats the thing about flirting aint it? if it isnt shameless, it wouldnt be much fun now would it?...admit it, you agree with me on this! (",)

And there is absolutely nutting wrong with either of you! :)

8:18 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha - hahaha my friends worry about me too :'(

arpu - i love u for worrying about me =D

oh jay *shakes head* open your mind to the...to...ok WHY do we find computer geeks hot anyway? must be those 15000 times i watched the matrix..Mmm Keanu...

casa and jups - share the joke guys!!

8:19 PM  
Blogger Ashley did the happy dance and finally said..

haha, I once dated a computer man...he was a stud for awhile, but also was a little TOO controlling. He had to have it his way, and I couldn't be programmed like this computer.

I think I'll stick with guys in the non-virtual world.

But I loved every line of this story, EVERY LINE! Your sense of humor is endearing, I love it!

12:17 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris did the happy dance and finally said..

it is hot! I know a LOT about computers, yet my husband still totally blows me away. I swear he can do ANYTHING!

12:38 AM  
Blogger MaK-D did the happy dance and finally said..

First of all everyone who is into computers is NOT A GEEK.
Besides HTML is easy.

Now my next post on this will be after i have any years of experience under my belt...watch out for me then ...heheh

12:48 AM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

News flash : Shares of software companies went thru the roof yday after a public display of affection by a young lady from s'pore for all computer geeks sent them happily working overtime at their respective firms

1:08 AM  
Anonymous What's in the Name did the happy dance and finally said..

I think this is Mahi's way of making all those computer geeks admit to being computer geeks. I mean if Mahi's saying "I think computer geeks are hot" I bet Kelso would want to be one !

2:08 AM  
Blogger Mint Chutney did the happy dance and finally said..

My husband is a guitar playing computer guy who knows his way around a tool belt. (bonus points)

3:06 AM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz did the happy dance and finally said..

Uh Oh...mahi IM so CONFUSED NOW...

1:51 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

ashley - thank u dahling! *hug* oo psychoanalyses of comp geeks...interestingggg!

dawn - thank GOD i'm not the only one who finds comp geeks hot! haha *PHEW*

mayank - i didnt say whoevers into comps is a comp geek! i think people who spend more than 5 hours a day in a comp lab are comp geeks :P

rohan - *blushhhh* oh stop it! heh heh heh

whats in your name - seriously WHAT is your name? oh dahlink. kelso doesn't have to become a comp geek for me to love him..i already do! unfortunately the same can't be said for some guys !

minty - meow! now you're just showing D off :P

demi - why why?! what did i say??

2:54 PM  
Anonymous What's in the name did the happy dance and finally said..

LoL, yo Mahi seriously you should go to some magazine editors or something and give them your blog address. I guarantee they would hire you within minutes. For god's sake this site is becoming my addiction, not just coz its you, its the way you write. I found myself skipping Punk'd to read this the other day!!! Seriously, props to you for the mad talent you hide behind that cute baby looking face of yours.

6:52 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

whatsinyourname - :O you chose madame mahi's blog over ashton kutchers show?!
woah.
bring on the editors mate! i'd love to get paid to blab about random stuff haha
WHO are you?! i have a sneaky feeling i know you..

9:52 PM  
Blogger Casablanca did the happy dance and finally said..

Haha.. let that joke remain between Jupiter and me ;)
Hush hush.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous did the happy dance and finally said..

Eh saya dengar kamu datang ke Australia bulan lapan, kenapa tak jumpa saya?

We cud have fun ;)

6:51 AM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

Holy fuck! Did you just get asked out in Malay? By an anony-mouse? On your blog?

Btw,Mahi, I know somebody who knows somebody who knows you. Ahem, we could have fun "desi" style. I can't believe I just typed that. I am falling off my chair as we speak.

10:10 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

casa - sheesh whatever happened to sharing and caring! *hmpf*

anonymous - english darling only english on this blog. i dont understand malay. so i guess you'll be having fun on your own ;)

10:22 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

jups - oo desi style fun ;) my absolute FAV!
hahaha who's the friend of the friend?!?!?! ooo so EXCITING!! how did my name come up?!!
do tell!!!!!

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Divine grace did the happy dance and finally said..

LEH. Typical bebe.
I wasnt even there.:)

9:04 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

u were there in spirit :P
freaking out with me and naidu

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

"Eh saya dengar kamu datang ke Australia bulan lapan, kenapa tak jumpa saya?

We cud have fun ;)"


Translation
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eh I heard you came down to Australia in Aug, why didnt you meet me?

We could have fun ;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
End of translation.

Seems like im getting multi-racial competition...competition is always good! =)

What's in the name - Dude, whoever you are, I agree with your last comment word for word....except abt the "baby face" part...

All notions of flirting aside, baby face just doedoesnt do her justice...thats just a personal opinion...

Mahi - Seriously dear! you should get some editors to hav a look at you blog, if you get hired, thy will definitely get me as a reader! You, Medha and Mr. Brown hav me hooked!... :)

11:52 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

rajesh - u know i have a sneaky feeling that i know the malay speaker..
thanks for the compliment! =)
id love for an editor of a mag to find this..whats sweeter than getting PAID to write this stuff =D
who's mr brown??

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

No need for thanks dear, was only stating the truth =)

You mean you hav not heard of mr brown? frankly, im a lil suprised!...goto www.mrbrown.com....n please make it a point to read his SNE(Singapore New Education)...

1:11 AM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi: Na I had reached a point of conclusion abt computers .. programmers ...Now I rethink Eh? ;)

12:32 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

rajesh - ohhh that mr brown!

demi - hehe never close off the available options baby! coz life always has a nasty habit of throwing u a curveball ;)

3:05 PM  

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