19 April, 2006

Guest Blogger : 10 Truths About Mahi

In the spirit of going further to improve this blog in the hope that you- my dearlovelysweethot readers, will continue to have a good laugh at your stay here, I- Mahi, have decided that TLSITE (that's 'The Lazy Shall Inherit The Earth' for the acronym-ically challenged) is going to have guest blogger every now and then.

He is a fellow left-profiler (read: he has a bent nose too), a witty man, a ladies man and sometimes..even a man's man.

Without further ado..
I present to you- Dev, over from 'A Song Called Everything' with an entry titled : '10 Truths About Mahi'
(And since this is my blog, my comments are in italics)

10 Truths about Mahi

Guest Blogger: Dev

10) Laziness - As her blog title proclaims, Mahi is truly lazy. Currently sitting at 22 years of age without ever holding a permanent job, she plans to marry rich and "help out" around the house. We call it lazy, she calls it old-fashioned.
[Hello? Temp Jobs? And I call it 'being practical' :P]

9) Artistic - With all that "free" energy left from not holding any responsibilities, Mahi does possess rather creative talents. Her skills lie in her ability to sketch life-like images, but she strangely focuses a lot on naked female body parts...
[Females look more nice and are more interesting to draw. Sorry men..you guys are way too hairy and have way too many ...'dangly bits' it ruins the picture.]

8) Singing abilities - In addition with her artistic talents, Mahi can sing - Rather well. She's not shy about it either. Be prepared for an opening solo-sung "theme" on this website in the near future by Mahi herself.
[Can't argue. I DO sing rather well. :P]

7) Dress Sense - Over the years Mahi has exhibited rather interesting fashion trends from Leopard tights (eeks), to backpack purses. With a body that's built to flaunt it, Mahi rarely does (in front of her parents at least), but even the most innocent of tops require an array of pins and double sided tape to avoid you-know-what. I talk from experience! Its interesting she hasnt yet started dressing up her dog.
[The leopard tights were for a 'Spice Girls' lookalike-competition. Don't ASK. Thank you for the compliment Dev! =D And dogs shouldn't be dressed! That's just cruel..but chihuahuas deserve it.]

6) Her dog - Mahi's beloved Kelso (aka Tesco...aka dumb blonde dog) possesses the mental intelligence to match its owner. Kelso's ability to grow vast voluminous hair, stare blankly at anything, bark at anyone annoying her and be wildly attracted to random strangers - makes it a good partner in crime to Mahi. Rumour has it that if Mahi could teach Kelso how to change the channel, she would.
[...change the channel..fetch my shoes..get the door..flush the toilet..lol. I fell off the chair reading this one..its freakishly true!]

5) Star trek - For those that don't already know, Mahi has successfully watched 4 different shows of Star Trek each with about 4-7 series each. this is about 360 hours (or 15 straight days non-stop). Yes, she is a trekkie. And yes - she can do that Spock-hand thing saying "live long and prosper". Tip: for her next birthday she really wants a Star Trek Outfit!
[The outfits are sexy. I reckon I'd look good in it.]

4) Blogging - After completing her one-year anniversary, Mahi has successfully recruited a world-wide audience that seem to comment within 10 mins of any new post. Her new hobby assists her secret climb to fame as she attempts to be the number 1 blogger in Singapore. Mahi's only concern is "what will happen if my future in-laws read my blog??"
[Oye! I'm perfectly fine with not being No.1 Blogger! But I do fear that the day will come when my in-laws google me and find out more than I bargained for...*gulp*]

3) MSN
- Recently its been discovered that at any one time Mahi will at least have 250 people ONLINE on her MSN list. This is hardcore. Yet she stills manages to always say "hello ensign" to me each morning.. With the hours spent watching star trek and chatting online, Mahi's ass has evolved to now fit the shape of her chair to allow sitting for indefinite periods of time without loss of circulation.
[Dev, dev, dev! Not ONLINE..just 250 on my list! AND DID YOU JUST CALL MY ASS...special? Awwwww]

2) Men - A rather unlucky area for Mahi. Like 22 year old champagne, Mahi is ready to pop. Unfortunately Mahi possesses the very common female condition of "confused-woman". Which is when she rejects guys that like her and chases men that don't pay any attention to her. So suggest your friends, your family members (ie. Brothers), yourselves (if available) for this worthy cause. Additionally, refer to point 10 if possible.
[LOL. I'm ready to Pop. Oh boy. And yes...guard your single, hot male relatives. They can run but they can't hide heh heh heh]

1) A Friend Indeed - As most of you will agree - Mahi is a valued friend. From crisis to celebration, from tequila shots to whinging online, from a walk in the park to a dance on the floor. She's always there (in person or online). Thanks for your friendship Mahi - and your hilarious (but sometimes too-long) blog entries. Keep up the good work and we look forward to more riveting blogs!
[Thanks! =D]

Thank you Dev! Looking forward to more hilarious, thought-provoking posts from you in the near future
Keep it up!
*Addendum - Technically, since Dev wrote this post, he should be the one replying to the commenters too..so if you want you may address any comments to him
[But I'll reply too coz it's MY blog. nyaaah.]

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Anonymous roohi did the happy dance and finally said..

hey mahi..been a long time since i have left a comment..nice backgrnd and the idea of getting a guest blogger is a good one..i must say it is goin to be more entertaining than it already is!cheers babe..oh ya..dev..i agree 100% on mahi being a lazy assssss!!and tesco and mahi have started to look alike too!!hehe

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous did the happy dance and finally said..

Dev: You totally rock ...

think we shud start a countdown from hundred though ... pretty sure the list is endless

and mahi leave the poor dog alone

8:21 PM  
Anonymous sheetal beetle did the happy dance and finally said..

Hei Lazy Ass,
Its the Beetle speaking...just wanted to say I LOVE YOU!!!!
Can't wait to have you drive me crazy when you Come DOWN UNDER :))

8:25 PM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz did the happy dance and finally said..

good one dev!

mahi ur blessed to have someone like him around u :P

9:14 PM  
Anonymous ds did the happy dance and finally said..

thanks guys for the nice comments...
i think ur right abhi, i could have made an easy list of 50, but i thought quality, not quantity.

roohi- mahi looking like tesco! i agree! im so glad im not the only one that sees that! awesome.

demi goddezz - i wouldnt call her blessed, i can be quite a pain. im surprised mahi didnt censor most of my entries!

9:34 PM  
Blogger surbhi seth did the happy dance and finally said..

Wow.. Dev did a really good job on that! Gotta give the guy props!
Mahi! Mahi! *sigh* If only I could be there in person to view your soo interesting life! lol.. didn't I previously mention Reality TV?? I strongly think you should consider it. Perhaps, the studio will be able to provide you with those Star Trek outfits you've always dreamed to adorn!;)

9:45 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

roohi - im gonna take that kelso comment as a compliment :P yup yup background changed..my blog turned a yr old so this was the present

abhi shutttttup pagal

sheetal 'pervy' beetle- ure sucha perv. i got that!!!!! and im gonna bug u like hell when i come there moahaha cant wait

demi - i know babes! =) hes a good guy (a pain in the ass sometimes) but a good friend nonetheless

and dev..anything abt me IS quality :@

surbh - it was funny wasnt it?? when i read what he wrote i swear..i couldnt stop laughing...
send them producers over!!! im going on a holiday i could do with extra cash =D
the show can be called - 'Say Wuuuut' (currently my fav phrase)

9:55 PM  
Blogger Meghana did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi! Mahi! what would we do without you? you are such a cheerful, crazy, comedian :) It is such a mood booster to read your blogs about your day to day funny incidents. It always cracks me up :) Anyways, I dont know if all what Dev talked about is true or not, but it sure is hilarious...Hmm,actually to think about it, its an insight into your personality, for those who dont get to witness your craziness on a day to day level...:)
Well,you take care and yeah off the track, better get some puja done of your blog (kissi ki nazar naa lage...;)LOL...hehehe...okk i'm kidding on that...

10:45 PM  
Anonymous arpu did the happy dance and finally said..

hey mahilots and devster...you guys are hilarious..trust the two of you to come up with this!..btw dev arent u meant to be at work??...hehehe...
and mahi i didnt get a chance to thank you for the post you wrote on my grandma...it meant a lot to me...thanks babes...i agree totally with point no 1...you really are a good friend!

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Minakshi did the happy dance and finally said..

hey babyyy,..i swear i think dev knows u inside out,..hehe,..Yeah i totally agree with all his views..BUT goT one MOre COmmeNt to add...
how do u do it lah KuTTI
this gal has a lost australian soul which is somehow stuck in singapore...
GreaT fun to stay with and actually NOT THAT LAZY when u live with her,.. I think i was the lazier one..hehhe...
Love u lah kUTTs...

11:59 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris did the happy dance and finally said..

oooh, you can sing? audioblog it! come on! you should put up a poll of songs you can sing well and we'll vote on which we want you to do!! :) it'll be fun!

2:51 AM  
Blogger AYTIDA did the happy dance and finally said..

for a long time i thought truths were only "revealing" never knew they could be this "interesting"

loved number 2 and 6!!!!

and yeah u should sing, i've tried doing it forever but somehow am not brave enough (or evil enough??) to kill a lot of souls!!

6:02 AM  
Anonymous ds did the happy dance and finally said..

medhana - of course all i said is true. why do u think i call it 10 truths about mahi?

arpu - i was at work, but had a spare moment!

meenakshi - mahi makes good breakfast huh? well thats a plus point for number 2) out there..la.

wm - i agree, mahi should audioblog so we can all hear her "sinaporian fran drescher" accent of hers

aytida - another person requesting mahi's audioblog...cmon mahi, its easy: http://www.audioblogger.com/

9:46 AM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

Neat blog I really am digging the concept of the guest blogger thingie

10:55 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

meghana - hehe thank u babes but trust me my life isnt crazy like this most of the time..these are just one off events, but when the craziness hits..it hits with full force!
believe it or not...my mom does take out kelso's nazar..im dead serious!!!!!

arpu - the best part is..dev talks abt how much i waste time..and there he is coming up with a blog entry while he's suppsed to be WORKING. bum.
welcome arpu =) ure loss was my loss too -hug-

minku - ure EVEN MORE lazier, dirtier, whinier than me (i didnt even know anyone could get worse than ME) hahahaa i SO put back all that weight i lost haha

dawn - NO BLOODY WAY!!! u guys will just have another reason to laugh at me..okok i may do it..but i need some time to psychologically prepare myself *gulp* im not as brave as you!!!

aditya- i read no.6 and laughed for 5 minutes straight..not kidding! and they aint thaaat interesting..dev just makes it sound like that =D

dev wtf? singaporean fran drescher?! theyre so not going to look forward to my singing now. THANKS A LOT.

rohan - yea it turned out to be a pretty damn good idea innit?? im thinking of asking other bloggers to join in too!

11:14 AM  
Blogger Meghana did the happy dance and finally said..

Firstly,My name is Meghana not "MEDHANA". I know could be a typo from your end. But, still one needs to revise what they type before they post...Secondly, If you'll read my comment, it was more like me thinking...at first I was contemplating whether its true or not and then I said

"Hmm,actually to think about it, its an insight into your personality, for those who dont get to witness your craziness on a day to day level...:)"

So, I suppose one must read,understand and then comment...:P

But one truth I do agree with is the ultra quick replies to her blog :)

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous did the happy dance and finally said..

no audioblog guys .. spare us all the torture .. she'll start her Hindi yatra ...

we'd rather have us waste it on Mariah Carey (altaf raja)'s new album

3:47 AM  
Blogger The Box did the happy dance and finally said..

The only downside is that you're lazy?
Lazy a downside?

2:22 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

meghana (aka medhana :P:D) relax dahhhhlink! dev was just pulling your leg..after all this while knowing him, im surprised im not instatutionalised yet! and i have to reply quickly..i dont have anything else better to do :(

abhi abhi abhi. firstly..nice hairstyle. secondly i will NEVER speak hindi in public..the public already have more than enough reasons to laugh at me..i wont give them another one!

box..I KNOW! thank you for understanding. no one else gets it.

6:07 PM  
Blogger Sue did the happy dance and finally said..

Oooh, I can also do the "Live long etc." thing. My brother taught me when I was but a child and it's a good party trick!

7:39 PM  
Blogger Grafxgurl did the happy dance and finally said..

hey you! im back!!!! HUGS! :)

9:00 PM  
Blogger Grafxgurl did the happy dance and finally said..

NICE layout!!! i LAO the flower!!

9:00 PM  
Blogger Meghana did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi!!!I know he was kidding and pulling my leg. I was trying to have some fun here through your blog. I was teasing him...(whispers,you ruined it!)
Anyways,u take care :)

12:41 AM  
Blogger Meghana did the happy dance and finally said..

hey by the way just FYI i'm not mad or anything incase your wondering...:) no confusion babes! :)))

12:43 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia did the happy dance and finally said..

Great post Dev! Mahi is absolutely fab and all these cool facts were just delish!

Hear that Mahi? Bohemians just looooveee you to pieces!

5:02 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

sue - its not here :( if i do it people just rol ltheir eyes and go 'geek.'
:( the world is cruel to trekkies *sniff*

grafx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! welcome back you hot hot newly wedded woman!!!! :D we missed u!! u look amazing in the new picture!
(ps- i lowe the flower also :P)

meDhanaaaaaaaaaa of course im not mad!!u silly girl hahaha (i think dev got scared by ure comment hahaha hes hiding!!)

mizB - hehe *blush* thank u yummy mummy! i love all bohemians too!

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous did the happy dance and finally said..

bah .. yawn ...

Dev: any predictions for Imola? Ferrari seems to be up there with Renault this weekend

2:12 PM  
Anonymous ds did the happy dance and finally said..

gee writing a blog for mahi is hard work, i gotta write like 4 comments...

mengha, sorry for ur mispelled names. im a carpe dium sorta guy. leap before looking, commenting before reading.

bohemia, thanks...although scary pic.
grafx - ur married! hardcore...maybe u can help mahi with her dilemma...did your in-laws read your blog??

abhi - now that's my sorta question...being a mclaren supporter, anything to stumble renault/ferrari would be good. keep an eye on honda, and rumors have it that raikonnen might announce his ferrari move this weekend *eeks.

qualifying in 3 hrs....woohoo

4:45 PM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster did the happy dance and finally said..

ohhhh man! I missed commenting on this post earlier, but no matter:P
I can sooooo relate to the taste in men! How is that we cannot notice the guys who like us?
Thats cos these guys have NO backbone! Come out, come out you 'guys-who-have-crushes-on-girls' but are too chicken to admit!
I feel you Mahi, I know how it is to chase the wrong men....hyuk...:D

10:19 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

abhi - NO RACNG CAR TALK ON MY BLOG! the same goes to u dev :@

megha i KNOW! i mean how hard could it be to tell someone that you fancy them?? i do it all the time!=D but yea..im quite fed up of barking up the wrong tree. chalu sistah we need to formulate a PLAN.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Mint Chutney did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi sweetheart, you only made the bit about the leopard tights worse by admiting they were for a Spice Girls lookalike-competition.

: )

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous did the happy dance and finally said..

mahi, didn't you ever have a crush on dev? :)

4:45 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

minty please...i still cringe when i think about it :S *cringe* i had to give u guys a good reason for my wearing those leopard tights....but thats for another blog entry (in the far distant future)
*cringe again*

anon - didnt u read my other post? first time i met dev, he got the thumbs up from me, theres no denying his left profile can be sometimes be aesthetically pleasing..lol.
but quite honestly..no i never did crush on him! whyyy are YOU crushing on dev??
*sings* anon and dev sitting a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
sorry anon he's taken!

(my word verification was 'truhog'....coincidence? iii think not!)

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous did the happy dance and finally said..

ahem!! do we see the blush of embarrassment somewhere

4:57 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

abhi - ahem!! no we don't!
lol dev's one of my best buddies no hanky panky going on there!

10:08 AM  

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