25 November, 2005

Yo why you gotta be trippin' on me?

Well three exams down, only 2 more miserable ones to go!

I went in for my exam today all psyched up.
I bought myself two, not one but TWO new pens and a bottle a of Snapple (Raspberry Cranberry).
So I sat down to do my paper when suddenly I had an urge.
An urge to visit the little girl's room.
It was a pretty strong urge.


So I asked to go out and in my eagerness to waste as little time as possible, I run up the staircase of the lecture theatre, one (lovely, long) leg in front of the other.....aaaaaand I trip.
Gracefully.
(Of course!)

Twice. Not once but TWICE.

Imagine a huge lecture theatre, deathly silent and suddenly -
THUNK. -scramble- THUNK.
"Fuck."
(I'm hoping everyone was too busy concentrating on their papers to notice that I tripped. But I DID hear a couple of sniggers...from the invigilators. Assholes.)

Also since I finished my paper 5 minutes earlier, I made some interesting albeit slightly odd observations-
  • There's always the guy whom you think is cute, until you suddenly realise he's had a smile plastered on his face throughout the exam. Not an nice sexy, flirty one...a psycho smile.What gives? He's smiling to HIMSELF. No one enjoys an exam that much (well *pfft* if he was smiling at me, that would be an enitrely different story.) Not cute anymore. The search continues.
  • There's always the slacker who enters 10 minutes late, gets his paper, stares at it, zones out and leaves the exam hall 10 minutes later.
  • There's always an invigilator with terrible B.O. And he makes it a point to walk past you at least 58 times.
  • There's always the girl who looks like she's having a meltdown.



In other news, my eye is still red.
I still feel incredibly unattractive, as a result.


Oh, also, my lovely friend Arpeeta is landing here tomorrow. I am SOOOO excited!
(Mostly coz Dev has sent many episodes of 'Battlestar Galactica' through her, for me to watch. Hehe Thanks Dev!)

Arpu, Arpu you're so sweet
Even with your smelly feet!
More than you, there's no one fittah!
Now gimme my 'Battlestar Galactica'!



Yea baby yea! Keep those roses coming!
*Takes a bow*

42 Comments:

Anonymous roohi did the happy dance and finally said..

i know why u put that pic up!coz ur side left view looks good right?chaaalooooo..btw pple..mahi practises how to smile in a photo.in her free time..u will see her in front of the mirror..trying to perfect the left side view and the smile!!heheehe..

1:21 AM  
Blogger APOO did the happy dance and finally said..

Who is that weird chap standing behind Arpeeta blocking the sun from his eyes even when he is indoors?

2:20 AM  
Blogger Eleventy Seven did the happy dance and finally said..

Nice nice.

as in she does look very nice.

Well have a blast I say. And what news of your striped pants?

Get some studying done too..... in the middle somewhere. :-)

2:38 AM  
Blogger sweetnesses did the happy dance and finally said..

awww arpu was right! she says u always take silly (funny) fotos-another follower! hahaha.
well at least after all that embarrassment, you only have one paper left. ours are all over too. ur lil incident reminded me of the exam i had in summer sch, where the toilets are located at the front of the hall, but they are so close to the sitting that almost everyone in the first 5-10 rows can hear the ongoings - i held it in as long as i could until i thought that if i moved, an accident would happen...i dunno what was worse, the fact that half the people there could here me taking a piss (in echoing silence), or the trip back to the table where EVERYONE could see who you were! I HOPED U FAILED, summer schoolers...anyway lol hope that makes u feel better :P
*funny happy friends*

5:43 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

roohi - left profile baby..ALWAYS and *pfft* NO! I DON'T PRACTISE SMILING IN THE MIRROR!!!(I take 50 pictures of myself and see which profile suits me best)

apoo - who's the weird guy who puts up pictures of coke floats?

saurabh - alas! i have outgrown those striped pants...er length wise (OF COURSE) oh i am studying mate..but its odd, during the times you're most bogged down with work, you also get inspired to blog (an no, blog is not code for 'watch porn')

sweetness - :O i thought u were sweet! how can u hope i fail!? thats not sweet AT ALL! i think people listening to u pee/poop is nasty yucks!!

9:18 AM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

Seeing that pic only reminded me of the times i used to see you girls in hindi school..and also MY 4 years in that school! Hindi school was the BEST, wasnt it mahi? lol.

About exams and invigilators, well from my experience, polytechnic exams were the best!! Why? Because, we used to literally exchange answer papers with our classmates, talk to them, manage to whisper to them clearly even if they are sitting two seats away, and seriously have a ball during exams! I mean it! hehe.

And weird things my frens used to do. Once this fren got SO fed up cos' the teacher had set a damn tough paper, that she wrote on her answere script,"This paper is too tough!! Happy chinese new year!!"

9:35 AM  
Anonymous ds did the happy dance and finally said..

mahila!
thanks for the nice blog...
ur a very lucky girl..she's gonna be missed (dont tell her that)!

btw, enjoy battlestar galatica...i know i know, i couldnt have thought of a more GEEKIER SCI FI name for a tv show, but this show is anything BUT sci fi. a really top show...i recommend it to anyone that likes a good human drama, with action, romance, humour etc.

i expect a blog on how much u love the show! btw, we passed that very SAME car in your photo last night and thought of u!

9:47 AM  
Anonymous arpeeta did the happy dance and finally said..

hey kutsss....hahahaha...im so flattered you wrote a poem about me....NOT!...what is wrong with u..i dont stink!...pfft...ure not getting ure battlestar whatever (sorry dev i know u took pain to burn it for her)until u change that poem!....hahahahahaha...on a lighter note..ive missed u heaps and its great to be back!

11:28 AM  
Blogger Casablanca did the happy dance and finally said..

How old is the photo?

You look...err.. umm... well, nicer now?
;)

4:22 PM  
Blogger sweetnesses did the happy dance and finally said..

hardy har har...awww mahi u know i wish you all the best, of course ur going to pass with flying colours - i've blessed you! i hope u girls (yes u u u arpi)...tell us how the movie goes!

5:32 PM  
Blogger sweetnesses did the happy dance and finally said..

hehe i meant to say i hope u girls r having lotsa fun!

5:35 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha - haha aahh hindi school..we were such a bunch of idiots! damn...poly sounds awesome =D i've never had the guts to write cheeky stuff on exam papers tho :(

dev - aww she knows she's missed! haha dont worry about the name...we trekkies have been through enough..we hold our heads high! hahah that car..it was so fun :P

arpu - i love u toooo (now GIMME MY GODDAMN DVD'S!!)

CASA - MAHIMA ALWAYS LOOKS NICE.
ALWAYS.

hey sweetness! i juust got back from meeting arpu, we had loadsa fun, pigged out and as usual i made a lot of fun of her =D ahhh just like the good ol days..my exam today SUCKED btw :@ I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous HaNiTa did the happy dance and finally said..

PIGGED OUT????? why do u make a small snack after a horrible exam sound so incredibly disgusting n sinful?????
DO u know what image i get with the word PIGGED? CHEE.
I had a sandwich....but thanks for runing my apetite for dinner or supper....hmmmmmppp!!! PIGGED!!!! *SHAKES HEAD*
Im going 2 nap.
I hate Cronbach
I hate SL
I hate WG
I hate Ricard even more.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Eleventy Seven did the happy dance and finally said..

See now there you go and make a fool of yourself. Guilty conscience (however you bloody spell that) I say!!

I never even hinted at porn ;)

*psst ... it's ok. We all know. Normal che.*

7:36 PM  
Blogger Brian Stanley did the happy dance and finally said..

My pen always breaks in exams and I get ink on my hands and face. I can't imagine that the guy who was staring wasn't staring at you. He was probably having a sly; long look at your boobies . . . .

8:21 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

hanita - woah there! overreaction alert :S:S
its ok..i understand...exams do that to us hahaha *drones* SLIIIII

saurabh - where did i make a fool out of myself?! our perceptions of 'embarassment' are very very different my friend! oh shush! i'm not as porn obsessed as i seem! ( yea...they all say that don't they?:( )

brian - jeezus! that explains the odd grin on his face..but im pretty sure i wasn't dressed provocatively at all! (but most guys don't even need that as an excuse right?) hey what happened to your blog? it was non existent..when i last checked! why does your pen break? i mean you do look all manly and strong...oo lala such is your manly strength!

9:53 PM  
Blogger Brian Stanley did the happy dance and finally said..

Check again the latest installment is up . . .

10:02 PM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

After that ode to ur friend I would watch my back and lookout for getting punched at the airport :), it looks like u guys were pulling a SHolay impression in that pic ;)

12:29 AM  
Blogger RandomThoughts did the happy dance and finally said..

Enjoy these years of friendship 'coz when you are out of college it is these days which come back to you.

Freak out!

1:08 AM  
Blogger surbhi seth did the happy dance and finally said..

You know, I've had similar observations....n knowing how clumsy I am, I'm pretty sure I've tripped on myself a couple times...not just that, but also dropped pens n papers...asking ppl infront of me to be kind enough to pass them back to me! yeah... I was such a pain in the ass...and always wondered if ppl actually paid any heed to my gaucheness (with the elegance of a lady, of course);)!

2:22 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris did the happy dance and finally said..

the meltdown girl?

that would be me. :)

3:11 AM  
Blogger Mint Chutney did the happy dance and finally said..

I'm always behind the girl who unties and reties her hair into a pony tail every 5 minutes.

Good luck Mahima!

2:01 PM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

Dayum, You're looking mighty androgynous in that picture. Was your hair short at that point?

Cooky photo! ;)

5:25 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

rohan - no no no sholay impression! all i said was "a toy car!!! lets hop on!" :P

surbhi -hahaha i have a friend like you..she keeps dropping stuff and annoying invigilators :P

dawn - haha serious?! i wouldnt have pegged u as the meltdown girl!

minty - *chuckle* i would be that girl :D

jups - nope i had just clipped it up in one of those crocodile clips! (bad hair day) i know =D its rare that i ever put up unglam pictures..but hey...i can let down my hair every once in a while heh heh

6:38 PM  
Blogger APOO did the happy dance and finally said..

Sholay... hmmm...
Come to think of it, you do look like a cross breed between Salman Khan (tere naam kinda hairstyle) and Dharmendra in that pic!

3:30 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

grr.
i think i've said this about a 1000 times before, but here it is one more time
'I HATE YOU.'

11:43 AM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

But I like the picture..(and bad hair day=hair-in-a-bun for me too)

I have some with my two bffs where we're the three monkeys!

=D

2:51 PM  
Blogger Ajay did the happy dance and finally said..

oohhh exam time buggs me off... i hate to giv exams... even when i am prepared i hav lot of tension in the examination hall....

5:16 PM  
Blogger sweetnesses did the happy dance and finally said..

bad hair day = every day for me...everyday its in a bun cos its too long :(
so haf u finished exams yet? hope u haf...i expect a shopping galore when i see u guys in 5 days! has arpu told u how shit the shoppin is in melb? (well for broke uni kids anyway)... hehe....

6:12 PM  
Blogger sweetnesses did the happy dance and finally said..

ps. arpu is great fun to poke at - she's a crack up (luvvvvv u!)

6:16 PM  
Blogger The Box did the happy dance and finally said..

Hope the exams are going good babe.
And yayzers!
Someone to talk about Voyager AND Battlestar Galactica with! I'm excited enough to use exclamation marks!

8:12 PM  
Blogger couchpotato did the happy dance and finally said..

Thought bad exam days only happened to me!Join the club!

All the best for the exams, Mahi. Kill 'em all! ;)

9:27 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

jups - hey! we have a pic like that too! :D maybe ill put it up one day!

ajay - welcome sir! do visit again =)

sweetness - how long IS your hair?? yup i finish on tuesday! hehe looking forward to meeting u =D

box - i can see! so many '!!!!'lol
ooo i cant wait to watch it..now if only arpeeta would actually GIMME the damn dvd's

couchie - thank u sir!=D how were your exams btw?

10:26 PM  
Blogger Kay Richardson did the happy dance and finally said..

What's going on in that bloody picture? I like girls with red eyes.

4:43 AM  
Blogger Surya Swamy did the happy dance and finally said..

like the pic;)

8:25 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

kay - well as you can guess from arpeeta's embarassed look, i dragged her to the kiddy car and made her go 'vroom vroom' while i kept a lookout for the enemies. some people just CANT play along! i didn't let the laughter of passers-by stop us (me).

surya - as unglam and fugly as it is, i like it too! =D

12:51 PM  
Blogger Jay did the happy dance and finally said..

LOL (and I mean that, I really laughed out loud. The thought of you falling over was just funny :) sorry.) Did you by any chance pee all over the stairs? -runs-

3:35 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

ARRRRRRRRRGH JAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
no i didnt pee over the stairs! i have good control of my..er..peeing system.
u gross gross boy!

3:41 PM  
Blogger Grafxgurl did the happy dance and finally said..

WAAAAAAAAT!! you cut your hair!?! or is that a twisty band holding it up!!?

whew.. you took me back to my exam day.. DONT DO THAT AGAIN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

*hehehe....i had a an invigilator with B.O and everytime she walked by us the girl in front of me would hold her nose closed and say " EEWWW!! WHATS THAT SMELL!*...we just got very dirty looks.but still had to put up with the smell.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia did the happy dance and finally said..

Just poppin' in to see your world. I like it!

I like the pic too! So to those naggers out there, leave the girl be!

Mention of bad hair days.... bandanas and hats are my best friends...

I am linkin' to you Madame Mahima...

Don't cut your hair. I had to cut mine last year since I fried it... I had it down to my waist, cut it to my chin, now to my shoulders... still got an indented forehead from smashing it up against the wall, in regret, in despair...

Still hot, still a yummy mummy... but if yummier is a possibility, heartache abounds Madame Mahima. Spare yourself the pain.

No one asked about your exams... Did you kick ass?

12:28 PM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

OK yay 40 comments.

And hurraahhh, your exams are over!!

NOW, NEW POST PLEAAAAASE! =D

6:12 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

grafx - noooooooo i'll never ever chop off my hair! it was a clip holding it up at the back! yipeee exams are OVER =D

miz - hey you yummy mummy! you fried your hair!?! oh my goodness...my locks weep for yours! and i...finished the exams...its more like they kicked my ass :P thanks for linking me! will link to you too!

medha - working on it working on it =D

10:25 PM  

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