Naughty Schoolgirls

Let's talk about Porn, people.

Lets talk about the first time I watched porn.


I was 13 years old. Innocent, carefree..not a care in the world...hence 'carefree'.
Anyway.

So my best friend- lets call her 'Saggy'- and I were at the playground, when our older, more worldly wise friend- lets call her 'PM'- comes upto us and excitedly says "You guys HAVE to come and check out what I found in my brothers cupboard!!!"

So the little curious girls that we were, we went upto PM's house, along with Saggy's little brother and sister. PM said "Uh...I don't think the 2 kids should see this.."
So we went into PM's room and shut the door.
Little did we know, that our impressionable and innocent minds were about to be defiled and corrupted beyond our wildest, filthiest nightmares.
Oh the Horrors that we witnessed.

She pushes a tape in the video player and hits the play button.
We see a guy and a hypermammiferous girl, kissing. Ok...that's fine.. kissing we can handle..the fondling gets a little unnerving but we can handle that too..
Then PM says "No, no you guys need to see this bit.."

Thats when she fast forwards it...
Fast forward.
That little function that makes things go 5 times faster than it normally would.
.
.
.
Needless to say, by the time she wanted us to see the 'good' bit, Saggy was at the door, her hand on the doorknob- frozen.
I was halfway getting off the bed- frozen.
Both of us kept repeating "We can't watch this..we can't watch this.."
Both of us, traumatised beyond words at the fast-paced action we just witnessed.

Saggy's little bro starts knocking from outside "Taggy, Taggy can I come in?!"
Uh. No, sweety. You can't. Ever.
"Why nottttt?"
Uh..coz..uh....we're uh...playing a game.

We left PM's house that day, quiet and glassy-eyed. The images forever seared into our unprepared minds.


The next day, at school, Saggy and I spent the whole day damning carnal pleasures and vociferously proclaiming that we were going to remain virgins for the rest of our lives.