21 November, 2005

A 'Wtf' Moment or two

(Kelso, 1 month)

A Series of Unfortunate events.

Turns out poor Kelso has colitis. Don't ask me HOW. The guy eats better food than we do.
You will be happy to know, however, that he is on his way to recovery.

My bad hair days are back.
Yes.
But that has taken a backseat in my Car of Anxiety. I am frantic with worry because my right eye has turned RED.

RED.

As much as I try to convince myself that I look dangerous and sexy with one red eye, I have to admit, that that is a blatant outright dirty lie.
I look AWFUL!
I think its due to my studying.

Much to everyones surprise (and mine) I am actually putting in many, many hours of studying. It has come to my attention that I am, in fact, royally screwed for an upcoming exam- 'Language and Cognitive Processes'. Toast sounds less dry than that. And I feel, when compared, I probably know more about rocket science.

The other day my Dad said "I can't believe I'm saying this to you, but please take a break."
For those of you who know my Dad, he's the one who's always saying
"How was your day? Study-free? Great! Good! Keep it up."
Positively dripping with sarcasm.

My mother has discovered the joys of musicindiaonline.com.
This is not good.
I am constantly bombarded with requests to play her favourite hindi movie music.
It's driving me NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, look before you start calling me a bigot against my own kind, lemme tell you..I like Hindi music as much as the next Indian does. But too much of a good thing, is well...a bad thing.

I have also had cravings for ice cream. Maybe its the exam mood thats inducing a need for feel-good food. Today I whined like a pregnant woman until my brother was forced to go out and get me a tub of Ben & Jerry's 'Phish Food'.
The whining was SO worth it.
They have dark chocolate fishes.
'Nuff said. *blissful smile*
God Bless America. There's a place for Ben and Jerry in heaven.

I haven't caught the Harry Potter flick but, majority of those who have watched it, seem to hate it. With a vengeance.
*Shrugs* I don't know..condensing a 400-something paged book ain't no walk in the park, if ya know what ah mean?

Also, some meanie commented at the previous post and said I was 'nauseatingly patronising'.
*taps fingers on the table*
Well?
If you're as smart as I am, you probably went "Haha!...Now what?"
Exactly.

Anyway, the point is
1) I can be nauseatingly patronising when I want to be.
2) The meanie obviously seems to have done his/her thorough research on what makes me tick.
3) The meanie sucks ASS
4) I've cursed you meanie. I hope someone calls YOU 'nauseatingly patronising' and I hope your heart breaks and you cry buckets and you trip and fall on a hot, steaming pile of dog poo. AND I hope both your eyes turn red, so you feel as unsexy as I do.


so THERE! *dusts hands off*

Now kiss my feet.

38 Comments:

Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

haha! Mahiiiiibabes...you write funny! LOL.

-But red eyes is NOT sexy.
-You are studying wayyyyyy tooo much. Time to get out that porn stash again?? If it helps!! ;)
-Kelso looks TOOOOOO cute! =)
- And Harry Potter was GOOOOOD! Whoever hated it, doesnt have good taste!

*psstt...i'm gonna watch it for the second time today...shhuuusshhhhh!*

AHEM...Yeah..uhh.. so as i was saying, You are studying tooooooo much! Take a break!!! =D

6:26 PM  
Blogger Yours Truly...Conman did the happy dance and finally said..

Lol...
I just adore the way you write... especially the expressions like *taps fingers on the table*
This is one blog I don't find boring. Even though what I read in here is so insignificant.

6:42 PM  
Blogger Kay Richardson did the happy dance and finally said..

I hate meanies. I really hate them. Like - lots. Lots of hate.

Stop studying so hard.

7:16 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha - no,no im done with my porn..i gave the stash to apoo :P aargh lucky u! i haven't even watched it ONCE :@

conman - thank u thanks u dahlink! it IS totally utterly insignificant =D nothing life changing at all! and thats the way ahuh-ahuh i LIKE IT!

kay - omg i hate meanies too! gimme a kiss! *cackle*

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

Medha - *psstt...i'm gonna watch it for the second time today...shhuuusshhhhh!*

Which one? Harry Potter or the Porn...:)

Conman - Absolutely agree with you! its like a can of ole's, once you start, you just cant stop!

Mahi - 1st off, red-eye and bad hair day or no red-eye and bad hair day, you are still lovely dear, sexiness is not all about looks, looks are just a part of it(which you hav a abundence of)...and you are not lacking in any of the places my dear! so shame on you for calling yourself ugly!

Im a B&J Double choc fudge man myself :)...

7:45 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

rajesh - thank u =D and i didnt say i was ugly!!!:@ i said 'unsexy'!!

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

Conman - What im trying to do? well, im complamenting someone who I honestly think is very attractive and at the same time im also flirting with her...I sould think its pretty obvious right?

And ya, that is a good idea, I might jus try that one day, thanks for the tip! :)

word verification of the day: gulobs...*sigh*...

8:25 PM  
Anonymous rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi - oops, I stand corrected...serves me right for trying to read without my glasses..

8:29 PM  
Blogger Brian Stanley did the happy dance and finally said..

Studying is massively over rated! I did it once it was boring. I played Mine sweeper instead and then failed all my exams . . . .

8:33 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

brian - sigh. it is quite quite boring most of the time..i don't know how to play minesweepers..i play 'hearts'
ps - you make me feel all sparkley too =D

9:12 PM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

MAHI! You must have cursed me today dint you?!? You were jealous that i was going for the movie for the second time...and GUESS WHAT...THE TIX WERE SOLD OUT!!! Why you....!!!

Mahi...sob sob... how could you do this to me?!?! *sniff sniff* I thought we were a team!! :(

11:37 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha -:O i didnt curse you!! oh goodness....i dont know the extent of my own powers...
im sorry!!!

11:54 PM  
Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

hehehe... kidding...=D

Lets get back to Apoo bashing on his post. ;)

12:02 AM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

Mad eyed Mahi craves to see mad eyed Moody while feeling terribly unsexy........this calls for a tub on Ben n Jerry's indeed :), best of luck on ur exams

1:22 AM  
Blogger Menagerie did the happy dance and finally said..

Good luck for those exams, you remimd me of my friend who has like a gallon of icecream at one sitting during exams :)

4:30 AM  
Anonymous roohi did the happy dance and finally said..

hey sweets!its been a long time since ive commented on ur posts..i must say they are good entertainment when im taking a break frm studdyingg..i wish i had access to ben and jerrys too!!!!anyway..my last paper is tom..soooo..woohoooo..hahaa..btw i like the comment ur dad gives u abt study free day..ahahhaa..too funny!

9:59 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha - its on :D

rohan - arrggghh dont rub it in you MEAN PERSON!!
thanks man..i need it! i doubt my red will allow me to study much now..

menagerie - woah a gallon?!
yikes..gimme time..it'll reach a gallon soon :P

roohi - hey baybee THANKS FOR VISITING..FINALLY! :@ speaking of B&J, theyve opened a stall at Suntec! woohoo!
yea my dad's just a regular joker isnt he. BAH!

11:51 AM  
Blogger Casablanca did the happy dance and finally said..

Today I whined like a pregnant woman until my brother was forced to go out and get me a tub of Ben & Jerry's 'Phish Food'.

Err... are you sure you really arent? ;)

3:08 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

casa - i swear..im not preggers :P

4:45 PM  
Blogger Brian Stanley did the happy dance and finally said..

RESULT! and she plays Hearts - I'm not sure what that is? Sounds kind of pagan and sexy!

I don't like ice cream it gives me headaches - I don't think I would like fish ice cream either . . . . It might have bones in.

5:25 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

brian - turns out 'hearts' wasn't the game, it was 'free cell' ..go figure! but can i still be considered very pagan and sexy? i'd like that very much =D
noo silly its got chocolate fishes! how can u not like chocolate fish?!

6:03 PM  
Blogger Brian Stanley did the happy dance and finally said..

I love chocolate starfishes! Your still pagan and sexy even though you eat silly ice cream!

Is free cell like a prison break game - sounds interesting . . . .

8:46 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

thank u brian! =D
u read my post on how flattery will get you everywhere with me, didnt you ;)
i think you're pagan and sexy (and a bit of an exhibitionist too :P).
no, no free cell sounds terribly misleading because it doesn't involve freeing any cells..its a card game! sorta like solitaire gone wonky

9:12 PM  
Blogger Metria did the happy dance and finally said..

Poor Kelso, I hope he makes a full recovery soon! Very very cute dog you got there :)

6:00 AM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

Tsk Tsk..I'm fat like a whale!

Now go get some eyelotion, pronto..
Shampoo your hair! Err but don't put eyelotion on your hair OK?

And don't eat ben and jerry's..its PURE FAT with sugar!Lay off!

Don't the egg-jams finish this week?

P.S. Your subjects sound like GACKKKKKKKKK

1:17 PM  
Blogger Drops Of Jupiter did the happy dance and finally said..

And yes, good luck for the exams. Coupla red eyes will be worth the while if you get shiny bright A-plusses!

1:18 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

metria - thank u dahlink! brownie points to u for calling kelso cute =D yes he's back to his playful, romping, finger chewing self

jups - my exam passed 'GAAACK' after the first lecture..its currently 'BLEUGH' now..TOO LATE JUPS I ATE THE ICE CREAM!!!!!!*guilty* and it was so so SO good ! exams end on tuesday..i actually wrote 'FREEDOM' on my calendar at that date *chuckle*

3:38 PM  
Blogger Jay did the happy dance and finally said..

I watched Goblet of Fire yesterday and no, I'm not impressed either. It may not be easy condensing a thick book into a short movie, but they do make a LOT of money out of this franchise you know - they oughta do a better job.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

jay that bad eh?
argh get over, stupid exams
i need to see this movie!!!!

9:08 PM  
Blogger Kay Richardson did the happy dance and finally said..

MM - are you pregnant? Would you like to be?

9:26 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

*chuckle* kay, that depends.
is that an offer?
:P

10:59 PM  
Blogger Ashish Shakya did the happy dance and finally said..

One woman's freedom is another man's jail term...my exams begin Tuesday.

Red eye huh? You could wear an eye patch and go about pretending to be Cap'n Jack Sparrow...it wouldn't make you look sexy but yeah,while you're "unsexy", you might as well have some fun with it right?

2:31 AM  
Blogger surbhi seth did the happy dance and finally said..

That's such an adorable picture of Kelso!!!! I hope he get's well soon!

5:59 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

phoenix - yikes! good luck man..the eye patch idea DID cross my mind..but i reckon the examiners would prob think i was trying to cheat or smthg :P

surbhi - i know :D that pic was taken abt a yr and half back..i specifically chose it coz he looks like hes saying 'get me outta heeeere'

9:53 AM  
Blogger Grafxgurl did the happy dance and finally said..

i wanna go see Potty Harrer!!! i wanna see it!!

even if it crap i think i shall still go see it...sigh.

is your eye still red?....oooh take apitchaa!! i wanna seeee!!!


sigh ok shall stop leaving lame comments

1:26 PM  
Blogger couchpotato did the happy dance and finally said..

Meanie deserves it!
And I wanna tub of Phish Food, too. Too bad they don't have it here in India!

4:59 PM  
Blogger sweetnesses did the happy dance and finally said..

hey mahi re!
hehe luvd ur post...ur daily points of trauma make me laugh sillily (er...such a word? I think not...but oh well) - I can't wait to meet u in person! Did arpu tell u im coming 2 ur luvly country? hehe. anyhow hope the meanie is cursed and then possessed by an ass-wipe of a ghost, who will come and bow at your feet! mwah xoxox

8:04 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

grafx - me too hheeh no matter how much people diss it, i still gotta see for myself!! the eye is still red :( and no unsexy pix of mahi!

couchie - hope and pray my friend...hope and pray..and in the mean time, 'walls' ice cream will have to do :P

hey sweetness! long time no see! you're coming down?? silly arpu didnt even tell me! we'll take you out shopping and ice cream eating =D cant waaait!!!!!!!!!

8:36 PM  

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