19 June, 2006

So Long! Farewell! I hate to say Goodbye, MATE!

Ho Ho HO
The Time has Arrived.
(Okay, well, not REALLY...another *checks* 23 more hours to go, but if I don't do this post now, I'll never get it done!)

Oooh where was I?
Ah yes...
I'M LEAVING FOR MELBOURNE in 23 HOURS!

Woohooooooooo
Come on People, do the Happy Dance with me... do it.
Do It.

Okay now that that's outta the way, here's some typical Mahi randomness-

I've noticed that most bloggers seem to hate Anonymous commentors. Some make a big hoo-ha about them and shower very choice words on em and some even admit that anonymous commentors are a pain in the arse...my question is this - if you hate anonymous commentors so much, then why can't you just disable anonymous commenting? .
The way I see it, you're just begging and gagging for it.
And while we're at it, what makes you think non-anon commentors will be any nicer?

You must understand that this is totally different from answering legit queries or what-not from anon commentors
Now I don't mind anonymous commentors and even those who prefer to leave a name but not a website url, unless of course, they say mean things about me on my own blog. Most of the time I reply back but once in a blue moon I can't be arsed to reply. So in the trash the comment goes.


Secondly...the Indian embassy here sucks ASS.
Mink and I just spent like 1.5 hours waiting (9.30am onwards) for our number to be called..and when it WAS finally called, we got told very gruffly to "come later."
"Why?"
"Because you're passport is only ready for collection at 4.15pm"
"But we were told to come in the morning." [Insert visual of Mahi seething when she realises she could've have spent all that time sleeping]
"Come at 4.15pm" Stupid rude embassy bitch points at her watch like the two 20-something year olds in front of her still haven't learnt to read time.
"But we've been waiting here since the past 1.5 hours. That woman *points* told us to come in the morning."
"Come at 4.15pm."

"Bitch."
Jeezlouise. What is WITH these people? Would kill them to crack a smile? Would it kill them to have a vending machine around?


Now as you must've noticed, World Cup fever seems to have gripped this planet (har-dee-har-har talk about understatement of the century). Now I know I'm gonna draw a lot of flak for this, but here goes -
1) I'll only watch a match if there's a hot guy playing.
2) The only thing I know about the World Cup is this - Germany and Brazil are supposed to be the best. How do I know this? Because I have Monopoly- the World Cup 1998 edition. And Brazil and Germany are the dark blue spaces and they're the most expensive to build stadiums/terraces. So THERE.


I was feeling a little guilty, actually, about going to Australia.
Mahi...you're gonna waste your parent's money on nothing but booze and partying and road trips and Russell Peters (Yup!I'm going for his show! And if you haven't heard of him then..somebody gonna getahurt reaaaaal bad. hehehe)..how could you?
And then it hit me.
I WORKED for that money dammit! I didn't take didley from my parents!
And allll was right with the world again =D



Oh, have I mentioned I'm leaving for Australia in 23 hours?
:D

I'm off..I need to do some last minute packing, unpacking and repacking...

I'll definitely try to update the blog while I'm there and I'll definitely be checking in on some of your blogs...
Take care, all!


Muuuah!
[Now wish me 'Bon Voyage.' Do it. Do it.]

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37 Comments:

Blogger Medha.. did the happy dance and finally said..

BON VOYAGE BABESSS!!!

Gawd, i am feeling soooooo exicted for you!! hahahaa...Anyways have fun...eats lots, drink lots, shop lots!! And make sure you do a post on ur trip with loads of pictures ok?

Take care!
*hugs*

=)

9:12 PM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz did the happy dance and finally said..

have fun gurl!..post the pics soon and yeah get drunk...:)

9:21 PM  
Blogger APOO did the happy dance and finally said..

dont waste your money on russel live... he aint that good live!

Have a good time

10:15 PM  
Blogger sirisha did the happy dance and finally said..

In displays of apathy towards the world cup I think I go a notch higher than you Mahi. In previous years, I rooted for teams with the most drool-worthy chaps. This time round, I can't even be bothered to watch matches to check out hot players.

Something is wrong with me, I know. But it is comforting to learn that I'm not alone :P On the bright side though, we'll be the ones without the withdrawal symptoms when the world cup ends :)

As for the Indian embassy sucking ass, I think it's an embassy thing to suck ass. My brother had the most miserable time trying to get his Spain visa from the sole guy manning the desk, because he was hardly ever at his desk. Those people work (and I use the term loosely) barely two hours a day, I swear.

oh.. and Bon Voyage :P And you're gonna watch Russel Peters? Lucky you!

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

Bon Voyage mon ceri!! les bons temps rouler!

12:48 AM  
Blogger surbhi seth did the happy dance and finally said..

Aww Mahi... we're gonna miss you, but have a safe trip all the same. Et oui, Russel Peters... I hope he's come out with some new jokes, so I can get 'em for free off the internet.. hehe.. yez babe... I'm cheap like that! lol
But on a more serious note, speaking of embassys... I just got back from the Nigerian Embassy.. and guess what!!! I bribed 'em (twice the amount of the application fee) to get a rushed service!!!) lol... Money does wonders!!! Okay.. I don't support bribery.... so what actually happened was, I had overpaid my app. fee.. and the guy was like, "Come back later with the proper amt." Obviously, I wasn't trying to make thousand trips back and forth from B'more to DC... so I waved his silly proposal off, like it was impossible.. so he was like, "Okay, then... I'll have it ready for you by tomorrow!"... Bingo! That works for me!!!!
The Indian Embassy however, have ISSUES!!!! Don't wanna overheat my brain talkin' about it.. so I'll leave that story for another day!
Ciao sweets... have a great time in Melbourne.. and BE SAFE!!!:)

4:30 AM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster did the happy dance and finally said..

bon voyage mahi!

but on my blog, we enjoy heckling the anon freakshows dont we!!!

thats a whole new category me thinks!!

=D

5:09 AM  
Blogger Jay did the happy dance and finally said..

I don't hate anonymous commentors as long as they love me.

That said, I think you need to be pretty lazy to stay 'anonymous'. I mean, how hard can it be to make up a name? "Hi, I am Bob. And henceforth, I shall remain Bob."

5:58 AM  
Blogger Jay did the happy dance and finally said..

And er, Bon Voyage.

5:59 AM  
Blogger Surya Swamy did the happy dance and finally said..

I won't hate you for being world cup ignorant only becos you are right about Brazil...thats too funny..blue spaces in monopoly haha

6:31 AM  
Blogger AYTIDA did the happy dance and finally said..

bon voyage mahi!!! have fun and get some good pictures for all of us....

Here's some aussie attitude!!

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Aussie.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking
>
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
>
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.
>
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
>
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
>
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers ofAmericans gather.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia did the happy dance and finally said..

Ooooh! Little left! Have fun sweet Ladee Mahi! Party it up for one who is stuck at home with two kids! PARTAY I TELL YOU!

YEAH, HARDCORE!

Have a great time down under!

12:16 PM  
Blogger White Magpie did the happy dance and finally said..

Have fun. Melb is a awesome place. And the people too. I just had moi two friends from Down Under stay with me for two weeks. Crazy Aussies.

Just dont "foster" *gryn*

10:11 PM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar did the happy dance and finally said..

Have fun down under (in case of any doubt over there mumble eggjactly:) )

The Brazil and Germany logic was quintessentially Mad Dame Mahima

4:44 AM  
Blogger 4WD did the happy dance and finally said..

Otherwise, they're mayfair and park lane, right? :) But the trick to winning monopoly is in the greens and the reds.

Anyhow, have fun down under. Don't do anything I wouldn't. :)

7:13 PM  
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6:57 AM  
Anonymous ds did the happy dance and finally said..

you guys shoulda have seen mahi last night:

from the sleazy salsa dude, cocktails at the long room, rock show, lesbian kissing, beer on hair, ass grabbing, and of course, watermelon sucking! she was on fire!!

8:13 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

medha my camera is already hard at work :)

demi im not sure ill be posting up ALL my pics :D but i am having loads of fun~

apee - thanks! but i still cant wait to see russell live

sirisha i dont get WHY embassy people are such lazy no-gppd sadistic asses sometimes :S maybe its a job requirement!

rajesh - thanks~ what does that mean??

surbhi - lol that is SO typical of someone working for the nigerian govt..take a bribe! hehe ill be safe alright..im too paranoid to go anywhere alone!

megha we just LOWE those durga mata worshipping-stripshow visiting- freakshows!:D

jay - exactly mate!

surya - lol u know if i had never mentioned the blue spaces people might hve actually assumed that i was intelligent enough to know SOMETHING about the world cup. oh well!:D

aditya -hahaha that was funny! but seriously speaking these aussies have an awesome sense of humor

miz B - im partying it up alright!! :D

magpie - they really are nuts :D in a good way! ahhh such a pity i dont drink beer

rohan - u seriously have nooo idea how many times ive gone 'sorry?' and then mumbled'egggjactly' in my head :D

dev - :O SHUSH! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!! *cough cough*

8:45 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

ps - MELBOURNE IS AWESOME~ lovely weather..lovely people (REALLY lovely people ;))...im really happy to be here :)

8:46 AM  
Blogger Vijayeta did the happy dance and finally said..

Have a blast! Live it up! Cheat on your diet! Behave like a spoilt rockstar! And be safe :p
We shall wait for such tales of revelry!
:)

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Rajesh did the happy dance and finally said..

It means "let the good times roll!" in french...and from wat DS has said, seems like the good times are rolling indeed!!...*goes to book the next fligt to Melbourne*...

11:19 PM  
Anonymous faith did the happy dance and finally said..

jus hv loads of fun!
cos this mite jus be the last holiday trip u make as a single girl!!

1:14 AM  
Blogger . did the happy dance and finally said..

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4:53 AM  
Anonymous ds did the happy dance and finally said..

quick mahi update to her loyal readers:
1) she lost my brithday present but found it.
2) she lost her camera btut found it.
3) she drew me and AWESOME PICTURE of my face for me...wowsers
4) she did a body shot of tequilla !! lol
5) a total of 97 photos have been taken with mahima in it somehow...which averages 19.4 photos per day.
6) we're off to watch italy vs australia tonight at federation square (outdoors with 20,000 supporters at 2am tonight!)
7) and yes, mahi's still on the MAN-HUNT (well, lets see how shw goes with 20,000 drunk fans tonight).

cheers~!

10:07 AM  
Blogger AYTIDA did the happy dance and finally said..

@DS: she find somebody yet??

am guessing not too many happy aussie fans after the bad penalty call

5:25 AM  
Anonymous Jeet did the happy dance and finally said..

you are pretty!

RP is strictly ok, he is getting repetetive now then when he first started.
tc

4:10 AM  
Blogger surbhi seth did the happy dance and finally said..

HAHA.... I loved Dev's little... ahem... candid update!!! lol

Mahi: Body shots, eh?! Lol.. someone's having a ball!;)

4:23 AM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster did the happy dance and finally said..

just reminding you about a TAG which you have to do once youre back ;)

11:39 AM  
Blogger couchpotato did the happy dance and finally said..

God! You do sound really, really excited. Have a blast, Mahi. :))) I'm starting to feel all excited about it too!

8:50 PM  
Blogger 4WD did the happy dance and finally said..

Punkster's talking about my tag. I tagged you.

2:59 AM  
Blogger the wannabe indian punkster did the happy dance and finally said..

@ 4wd: ROFL!

5:15 PM  
Blogger Metria did the happy dance and finally said..

Hope you're enjoying yourself in Melbourne. Weather's a wee bit chilly ;)

Russell Peters will be here and I'm going to watch him on 7 July, can't wait!!!

5:28 PM  
Blogger Raindrop did the happy dance and finally said..

Here comes a shocking admission: I never knew what punani meant until I saw a Russel Peters show. The man is funny.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

to everyone - yes! i know! totally! =D

sorry i cant reply to everyone...but i promise i will soon!
(im still having a blast...but ive only got 4 more days left :()

metria - IM GOING FOR THAT SHOW TOO!!! ill be the super tall indian girl there :P if u recognise me, come over and say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

12:28 PM  
Blogger Metria did the happy dance and finally said..

Hey!!! Wow. I'll look out for you. I'm going for the 7pm show, you?

5:42 AM  
Blogger Metria did the happy dance and finally said..

P/S If I recognise you and say hi, I'll be keeping the blog link a secret cos the circle of friends I'm going with doesn't know about its existence. You'll just be someone I know from Singapore through friends ;)

5:43 AM  
Blogger Harjee Kapur did the happy dance and finally said..

when the hell are you back?
your package came back undelivered... :-(

3:08 PM  

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