Under-The-Ass *say in extremely nasal voice*

So, the plan was this:
Rishi, Nirav, Arpeeta and I were to go over to Roohi's for some lunch and a movie(courtesy of Rishi's aunt).
The movie here was a Hindi one, cheesily titled 'Kya Kool Hai Hum' [ Literally translated it means 'How Kool Are We'............i know....i know.]

Now, I'm not a big fan of hindi movies..but hell, every once in a while, you just NEED to watch a brainless, raunchy, flop hindi movie..just so you're reminded of how smart you really are.

Anyway, Rishi picks me up in a cab (he bought rolls too..the fried ones filled with cabbage,carrot tofu and some light seasoning), and from there we proceed to pick up Nirav and Arpeeta.

So I'm in the cab with Rishi and I start to read the summary of the movie, behind the flimsy plastic cover (yea it was pirated..sue me.). In no time, we arrive at Nirav's..so i scoot over..and as I scoot over, I bend the cover by mistake
Ok so i FOLD it in half.

So I look around, hoping no one saw that and I'm thinking "Oh my GOD...I think I just broke his dvd..."
"Waitaminute..why did it fold so easily? Why didn't I hear the sickening crunch that normally accompanies a dvds breakage?"

So I open the cover, and to my shock (and relief) i dont see no DVD inside!
Me : Rishi! You idiot! You forgot to put the DVD in its cover!!
Rishi: Ohhhh shit...how could I forget??This isnt like me...
(He tells the cabbie to go back to his place)

Me: Rishi, I must tell you..I'm rather disappointed in you,man. I mean if I did something like
this, it wouldnt be so bad because I'm expected to screw up..but you? The fact that you could do something so stupid, is just plain...disappointing! I don't know what to say.
Rishi looks crestfallen
Nirav: You screw-up. Now you're just as bad as Mahima...and she's the biggest screw up around.
Rishi: Oh shiiit...

So we reach Rishi's..he rushes up to his place..turns his whole house upside down hunting for the DVD.
Meanwhile Nirav and I are in the cab..wondering where it could be..
Me: Man I cant believe him..what a jackass. Want a roll?
Nirav: Ok!

So we sit there, thoughfully munching on our roll (ok FINE..3 rolls.)..Nirav get out of the cab to see if the dvd might have fallen. Im sitting, wondering where it could have disappeared to.
The cabbie is quietly sitting and gloating about how much we'll have to pay him once this is over.

Rishi's back..with no dvd in hand.
He looks absolutely heartbroken.
We pick up Arpu and tell her the bad news..
Arpeeta: wtf?!?

So by now I'm feeling kinda sorry for the chap..so I tell him "Rishi, its ok..it happens to the best of us ...dont be so hard on yourself...no worries..so we'll watch another movie! Take it easy.."
Rishi just sits there and looks helpessly out of the window "But..how....i thought..."
Me: Ahh dont think anymore..whats done is done..so you screwed up. BIG time. It's fine..our afternoon isnt THAT ruined."

So we finally reach Roohi's..so Nirav and I get out first..Arpu and Rishi are settling the fare..when suddenly I hear a gutteral (and sorta effeminate) scream from inside the cab.
Rishi : ArrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhaaattheeeeeeeeehellllllMAHIIIIIIIIMAAAAAA
Me: Uh-oh.

And I bend to look inside...and he's sitting there..livid and trembling and pointing to the spot where i was sitting..
And that's when my blood turned kinda cold.

The dvd had been under my ass.
All.This.While.

Rishi: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT!

I would have been deeply embarassed and shameful...........


Had I not been laughing so hard.
(And running for my life, from the murderous hands of Rishi, Nirav and Arpeeta)

=D



PS- The movie was surprisingly fun to watch!