12 June, 2005

If you're below 18, don't read this post

Isn't it so fascinating how people become SO much more vulgar and noisy and mean when theyre buzzed?
I mean even the most docile of us (good heavens..not me, silly!) unleash our inner bitch once we feel the 'fire in our belly' (i love that term..i use it ever so frequently when ive had more than 3 drinks)

I went for a friend's 21st party..it was really really quite hilarious coz by the time my friends and i got there, EVERYONE (and i mean EVERYONE..including the host's parents) were as high as kites caught in a windstorm..

The highlight of the party was the cake his parents had ordered- a pair of boobs..haha FILLED WITH RUM!
So he's standing there..quite sloshed...staring at the boobs...gives a little speech about how lovely his family and friends are...and then looks down again..looks up..grins and says 'i've had better!'.
Truly heartwarming
:P

Then his slightly sloshed aunt yells "Sssssssuck the...the...the...TITSss. G-G-Get the BOOBS!" and starts giggling uncontrollably..and her sober (and slightly embarassed looking) husband pats her on the back and says "Relax honey..it's not your birthday"

And then his mum stumbles over to him and says this with a COMPLETELY straight face "You're supposed to suck the nipples, ah..and drink the rum inside.One boob is filled with whiskey and the other with rum..suck it up!"

Maybe it's just me..but how can ANYONE say that with a straight face!?!?!!?
It was funnnnnn-ny!
And then, as if on cue, all the uncles and aunts start of with "All the breast!", "God breast you!", "You're the breast, man!", "You've always been the breast!"

And then of course there's always the random guy who suddenly yells out "CLIT!" , AFTER everyones finished yelling out truly obscene comments...so everyone just turns and stares at him like he's weird.

Aaah. It was like magic..
It's times like these, when you realise how everyone is just as warped as you are..

Only they're better at hiding it
=)

13 Comments:

Anonymous roohi did the happy dance and finally said..

the cake was the highlight man...too good..worth it..and u wanted to miss it!haha

2:42 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

tell me about it..the next time i want to misss a party, just remind about this one haha

3:04 PM  
Blogger Walker did the happy dance and finally said..

I have always found if you want to see what a person is really like, just get the drunk. Not the fall on your face and break your nose variety but the i'm so drunk I can't shut up kind.
People can with hold personality traits but the booze knock sdown the wall and the true self comes outy. There are happy drunks, mean drunks, horny drunks, and just nice drunks. What kind of drunk are you?
:)

12:07 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

walker, im a bit like the "i cant shutup" variety..and i start laughing a LOT..suddenly everything just seems so funny!
its either that or i keep quiet and start to space out :P (but this one doesnt happen too often)
pleased to meet u!

12:16 AM  
Blogger SoNyA did the happy dance and finally said..

haha babe e cake was the classic! U forgot to mention e extreme weather conditions and of course a certain someone who shall remain nameless who was throwing peas at everybody.. .w/o even being high (cough Nirav)

3:11 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

oh my! i completely forgot about the OVEN that was his house..
but then again after my 4th drink..i stopped noticing alot:p
babes! start blogging more!

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Mandar did the happy dance and finally said..

man alive! that actually happened?

*looks bewildered, eyes rolling*

1:12 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

yessiree...only with the group of people i know..
treasures...all of em.
HA!

1:19 PM  
Anonymous ds77 did the happy dance and finally said..

i thought boob cakes were illegal in singapore!
i just dont wanna see what sort of cake his sister might get for her birthday...or what she might have to do with it.

8:58 PM  
Blogger APOO did the happy dance and finally said..

LOL! Hilarious post and an equally hilarious comment by ds77

10:49 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

dev - FYI boob cakes are NNNOT illegal, u little prude. haha his sister is just 12 but she was telling us proudly, how she had ordered the cake..and my friend tells her- 'hope they didnt model it after YOUR chest'. yes yes..i did smack him for saying tt.

apoorva - thank u! =D go visit dev's site..hes just a CHEAP bag of laughs
moahahahaaha
(kidding)

9:05 AM  
Blogger Surya Swamy did the happy dance and finally said..

note to self - when ın need of a hearty, fall off your chair laugh, come to mahima's blog

10:25 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

=D thank u..my pleasure

12:05 AM  

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