If you're below 18, don't read this post

Isn't it so fascinating how people become SO much more vulgar and noisy and mean when theyre buzzed?
I mean even the most docile of us (good heavens..not me, silly!) unleash our inner bitch once we feel the 'fire in our belly' (i love that term..i use it ever so frequently when ive had more than 3 drinks)

I went for a friend's 21st party..it was really really quite hilarious coz by the time my friends and i got there, EVERYONE (and i mean EVERYONE..including the host's parents) were as high as kites caught in a windstorm..

The highlight of the party was the cake his parents had ordered- a pair of boobs..haha FILLED WITH RUM!
So he's standing there..quite sloshed...staring at the boobs...gives a little speech about how lovely his family and friends are...and then looks down again..looks up..grins and says 'i've had better!'.
Truly heartwarming
:P

Then his slightly sloshed aunt yells "Sssssssuck the...the...the...TITSss. G-G-Get the BOOBS!" and starts giggling uncontrollably..and her sober (and slightly embarassed looking) husband pats her on the back and says "Relax honey..it's not your birthday"

And then his mum stumbles over to him and says this with a COMPLETELY straight face "You're supposed to suck the nipples, ah..and drink the rum inside.One boob is filled with whiskey and the other with rum..suck it up!"

Maybe it's just me..but how can ANYONE say that with a straight face!?!?!!?
It was funnnnnn-ny!
And then, as if on cue, all the uncles and aunts start of with "All the breast!", "God breast you!", "You're the breast, man!", "You've always been the breast!"

And then of course there's always the random guy who suddenly yells out "CLIT!" , AFTER everyones finished yelling out truly obscene comments...so everyone just turns and stares at him like he's weird.

Aaah. It was like magic..
It's times like these, when you realise how everyone is just as warped as you are..

Only they're better at hiding it
=)