29 May, 2005

The Interview from Hell

I got this off Couch Potato.
Can you imagine if you actually got asked these kinda questions for an important job interview?
Holy cow.

Anyway here goes!

1)You get to date Mr. Perfect. He’s perfect except for the fact that he has an appallingly hairy nose that he refuses to shave. Would you date him? Why?
If he has an appallingly hairy nose, then he's not perfect buahaha.
Ok, Ok I'll play along.
Yes I would date him because then I can use my flirty, temptress, nympho-trekkie charms on him and get him to shave his goddamn nose (ew). If that doesn't work, I'll marry him (he has to be rich for this to happen) and THEN while he's asleep, I'll shave his nose (it's a disgusting job..but someone's gotta do it!).

2)You and Osama bin Laden are to share an organ. What’d it be?
This is a toughie..After thinking long and hard..I've come to the conclusion that I'd share my heart with him coz the asshole doesn't seem to have one of his own.
If everyone had a heart like mine..the world would be a nicer place ..i think =S...ok no..not really..haha

3)What do you think is common to J. Lo and spinach?
They both can't sing.
*slaps knee and laughs hysterically*

4)Blue ants are better than blue pants. Why?
Coz blue ants probably serve a function in the ecosystem and thus can be of some use, but blue pants would be a crime against fashion and are nothing but an eyesore and hence, should get burnt.

5)You’re on top of Mount Everest; suddenly when you look down, you see your boyfriend having some serious fun with a blonde bombshell. What’d you do?
I'd be SO pissed off that I'd scream, and by doing that, I'd create an avalanche that would bury the asswipe and the blonde asswipe-ee.
that OR scribble and hold up a sign that says ''My boyfriend cries like a baby everytime he ejaculates '' and then wait for the camera's to take a picture of me on top of Mt Everest, and then I'd let the media do it's thing...thereby effectively ruining his life..FORRRRREVA!
(I'd still prefer the blonde to buried in the avalance)

Thanks Couch Potato! That was fun

Wanna play? These are the rules:
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person’s will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.


Ok..while i was taking a shower, i was listening to the radio and i thought to myself.."Wow..wouldnt it be fun to be the host of a radio show.." and that got me thinking about the other stuff i'd love to be..
Here are some ideas i came up with (not in any particular order)

  1. A DJ - Like the ones on the radio..yknow..mindless banter..enjoying the music..reaching out to masses..cool!
  2. An apple pie baker - yep..i wanna sell my apple pies..and i think people would actually love em! i wanna turn it into a MULTI MILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY.
  3. A one-hit wonder Bollywood Actress - complete with the entourage..bad make-up..hot scandals...expensive clothes...yknow! just for the experience.
  4. A damn good Hollywood actress - complete with a big fat cheque, that several generations of my family can live on for the rest of their lives..and awesome red carpet haute couture outfits..woooooh!
  5. A patron for dogs - coz i love them. 'nuff said
  6. A fashion designer - coz i love drawing...i wanna also see how much people will pay for what they think is 'couture'
  7. An interior designer - coz i love moving furniture around and shopping for it...i wouldnt mind doing it full time!
  8. A guest star/ regular on one of the following TV shows - CSI (dont wanna be one of those murder vics tho), Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development, Friends (if theres ever a revival), Star Trek and The Simpsons.
  9. A real life Crime Scene Investigator - but u cant pay me enough to go thru trash. i wont do it.
  10. A librarian - what!?a person is what he/she reads...it would be kinda interesting...for a while
  11. Owner of a cafe - sorta 'Central Perk'-ish..I'd give out free muffins to my favourite customers..oh oh and it'll be FAMOUS for Mahi's Apple Pie's..I don't know what to call my cafe yet.
  12. Have my own Talk Show - yea..a brown Oprah. hahaha.

Ok..that's all i can think of ..for now!

Have a nice Sunday!


Blogger The Box did the happy dance and finally said..

I'm prolly gonna regret this later but, "Interview Me."

10:27 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

dear box, while reading this pls understand that i am feverish and pumped with medication.
1)If you had one hour to live, what would you do in that time?
2)Margaret Thatcher or Whoopi Goldberg?Why?
3)You're standing behind a girl who's got her skirt hemline stuck in the elastic of her undies. What do you do?
4) You realise you're fiancee is actually a transvestite on your honeymoon night.Now what?
5)Who would you rather your siamese twin be?Michael Moore or George Bush? Why?

11:12 PM  
Blogger couchpotato did the happy dance and finally said..

You ROCK, Madame Mahima! Great answers! And yeah, I think The Box is gonna have a tough time answering your questions! They're weirder than mine! ;)

1:46 AM  
Anonymous SONYA did the happy dance and finally said..

haha interview ME :)

3:10 AM  
Blogger The Box did the happy dance and finally said..

Oh. My. God. It's a TRAP! Answers soon on my blog. Stay tuned, y'all.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

potato - thank you :D i think i work better while medicated. hahaha
ps- i do 'weird' very well.heh heh

sonya - ill ask u online..i need to think up some 'special' ones for u *evil grin*

11:26 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

box...u asked for it mate. MOAHAHA

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Princy Cheryl did the happy dance and finally said..

Mahi mahi...i really enjoy reading yr entries..haha..They REALLY never fail to crack me up! The most interesting and captivating blog i've seen so far! You go girl!Hmm..still contemplating..to say or not to say "interview me"..hahaha...

5:16 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

just say the word ;)

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Sagie did the happy dance and finally said..

mahi, i think you've been wanting to be a host for a radio show for a very loooong time. Remember back in 6th grade when you,Gillian, and I were forced to stay in that dusty back room because we didn't have to take mother tongue; and you'd FORCE us to pretend we were the guests of your radio show although we'd already played the game 3 weeks straight in a row!!! And you'd always want to play Boyzone songs for the "listeners." Good times, good times!

12:36 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

damn you!
damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pfft*-.ha...i SO never liked boyzone..heh..what a ridiculous idea..

10:41 AM  
Anonymous roohi did the happy dance and finally said..

u never liked boyzone???what nonsense..ive seen those posters in ur room..that now u have taken down..but im pretty sure u still have them somewhere!and pple its very likely that she FORCED innocent girls to play radio-radio with her!hahaahaha

3:58 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima did the happy dance and finally said..

those allegations are simply ABSURD!
u sooo cannot prove tt
*hurries and empties the bottom drawer that has the stash*

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Hans did the happy dance and finally said..

even u TOLD ME...FROM YR VERY OWN MOUTH...u like boyzone...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! and u wanted me 2 give u free cds if i won any ronan keiting contest thingy...hahhhahahahahhahahaha...

1:31 AM  

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