Random Guys from The Train.
Once in a while, your friends do something that is so completely out of character, that it makes you want to kiss them and say "I'm proud of you, kiddo!" OR smack them across the head and say 'What in the name of everything that is holy, didja do that for?!!"
My friends and I had to attend this lunch coz it was our friend's birthday..
So i'm on my way there..when Roohi texts me about these two guys on the train who were talking about Indian Parents and how they always want their Sons to become Doctors.
So I, in a fit of boredom, dared her to bring them along to lunch (knowing full well that in Singapore, no one in their right mind would invite complete strangers to lunch).
Little did i know that perhaps roohi WAS a bit out of her mind that day...coz as i saw her walking towards me, i saw two guys tagging along with her........................................................
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Ladies And Gentlemen, I present to you------
Random Guys from the Train
Yessiree.
*Taps fingers on her table*
Well what do you say when someone does that?!
I did what any other flabbergasted person did..i called the organiser of the lunch and said ''Houston (hanita) we have a problem."
Well it was an interesting day to say the least..Stuff like this doesnt happen everyday in singapore.
We mostly listened to and made fun of Nikhil's accent ( random guy on the left, indian who's lived in L.A) and laughed alot at Ashi (random guy on the right..singaporean..i cant pronounce his name and to be honest i cant remember it..so lets call him 'Ashi'. ...dont ask.)
Nik (can i call him 'Nik'?Thanks) was telling us about how he was doing medicine (what else?)...and Ashi enlightened us with his 'theory' as to why Girls Always Go Everywhere In Pairs.
Apparently it's because We are Scared Of Ghosts.
I kid you not...thats what he said. I know..i'm shaking my head too and going 'Oy Ashi, Ashi'
HEY ASHI. ITS COZ WE PROBABLY NEED TO BORROW A BRUSH or LIPGLOSS or A PAD.
Jeezus. Someone shoot me please.
Also. Parents need to start giving their kids names that are easier to pronounce...
To- be parents out there...hope this blog taught you a lesson.
Give your kid an easy name to remember, or it'll get butchered into something like 'Ashi'.
Thank You.
PS- did anyone hear about Britney Spears' new reality show?She's dishing out pearls like-
"Our (hers and K. Fed's) sex is so good -- ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy" and "They look like boobs, but they're not. They're my knees."
Wonderful.
Someone shoot me please..no wait....someone shoot HER.
My friends and I had to attend this lunch coz it was our friend's birthday..
So i'm on my way there..when Roohi texts me about these two guys on the train who were talking about Indian Parents and how they always want their Sons to become Doctors.
So I, in a fit of boredom, dared her to bring them along to lunch (knowing full well that in Singapore, no one in their right mind would invite complete strangers to lunch).
Little did i know that perhaps roohi WAS a bit out of her mind that day...coz as i saw her walking towards me, i saw two guys tagging along with her........................................................
..............................................................................
..........................................................
Ladies And Gentlemen, I present to you------
Random Guys from the Train
Yessiree.
*Taps fingers on her table*
Well what do you say when someone does that?!
I did what any other flabbergasted person did..i called the organiser of the lunch and said ''Houston (hanita) we have a problem."
Well it was an interesting day to say the least..Stuff like this doesnt happen everyday in singapore.
We mostly listened to and made fun of Nikhil's accent ( random guy on the left, indian who's lived in L.A) and laughed alot at Ashi (random guy on the right..singaporean..i cant pronounce his name and to be honest i cant remember it..so lets call him 'Ashi'. ...dont ask.)
Nik (can i call him 'Nik'?Thanks) was telling us about how he was doing medicine (what else?)...and Ashi enlightened us with his 'theory' as to why Girls Always Go Everywhere In Pairs.
Apparently it's because We are Scared Of Ghosts.
I kid you not...thats what he said. I know..i'm shaking my head too and going 'Oy Ashi, Ashi'
HEY ASHI. ITS COZ WE PROBABLY NEED TO BORROW A BRUSH or LIPGLOSS or A PAD.
Jeezus. Someone shoot me please.
Also. Parents need to start giving their kids names that are easier to pronounce...
To- be parents out there...hope this blog taught you a lesson.
Give your kid an easy name to remember, or it'll get butchered into something like 'Ashi'.
Thank You.
PS- did anyone hear about Britney Spears' new reality show?She's dishing out pearls like-
"Our (hers and K. Fed's) sex is so good -- ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy" and "They look like boobs, but they're not. They're my knees."
Wonderful.
Someone shoot me please..no wait....someone shoot HER.
Madame Mahima blew a kiss and took a bow on Saturday, May 21, 2005
7 Comments:
good to hear your highlight of the day revolves around meeting 2 strangers and listening to their theories on women. you do realise that this was probably the highlight of their month.
Keep it up girls...its women like you that keep all those guys on busses hopeful..
maybe the indian housewife devil momentarily let go of roohi..i tell you its all this desperate housewives nonsense that's going on..sigh.
ds- yea baby..we're just regular ol' libido keeper- uppers
lemon tea hoarder - thank u for the lemon tea over the yrs =P and dnt u DARE sully the good name of desperate housewives :@
cow.
ASHI????!!!! wat the hell is that... if not anything.. u OUCLD have called him FATSO, GOBBLER(theway he was eating), or just STUPID! but yea man... the dude really shldnt have opened his mouth. he would have looked less of an idoit then.. cheer ashi if ur reading this.. and balls to u for having a pee brain..
'ashi' is wat he asked me to call him when i said "so ..um...sorry whats ure name again!?"
i swear..im really not imaginative enough to come up with smthg like ashi
haha
methinks ashi felt a bit out of his element ..like a fish outta water...like the only chinese amongst a bunch of indians
moahaha
her knees look like her boobs? that's kinda weird; isn't it?
I wonder if her knees keep changing sizes like her boobs....hmmmmm.
to the lemon tea hoarder- we will forever be appreciative of your generosity (suck it up mahi before she cuts our supply). As for the girl who had the testicular fortitude to ask the stranger's out, you have definitely changed my impression on the s'porean dating culture, had no idea girls did that. Its good that the boys served as some sort of entertainment for lunch.
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