Video Post No.2 - A Baby and Dinner Out
So I'm doing 2 things tonight that I haven't done in a while :
1) Go out with a friend - Upcoming exams and/or the fear of upcoming exams have kept me locked up at home. The state of my social life is so incredibly pathetic right now.
2) Put up videos - Aaah we all like these don't we. However due to reason no.1, I haven't had any real motivation to put videos, but now I do!
The Stork Comes A-Visiting (not to me)
Yup it's true! Just g0t the news last night that one of my very oldest and dearest friend is expecting. Friend, if you're reading this, please don't read the previous post.
You have been warned!
:)
Right, so Mink and I went out for dinner tonight at the Indian eatery nearby. This is a place we've visited many many times before and it always cracks us up mainly coz the waiters NEVER fail to either a) forget my order or b) screw up the bill..anyway view on, dear viewer/reader-
Alright. Let's talk about 'Decor'
The constant shifty look to my left is because the waiters are ALWAYS around, dammit!
Anyway the aforementioned screens always have semi naked women dancing to bastardized old hindi classics. It's INCREDIBLY distracting.
Is it any surprise my brother loves eating here? Or more specifically, is it any surprise that he always chooses the table with the best view?
Let's get Down and Dirty. Let's talk 'Food'
I could've sworn once that the packet of ready-made paneer makhani tasted EXACTLY like the one I order here everytime.
*Shrugs* But I'm not expert......or am I?
Ah Waiters. Them again.
*small voice* Waiters bring back bad memories.
"....we're scared they might......."
I know a couple of people who wouldn't mind completing that sentence. :P
Like I mentioned..they were EVERYWHERE and my food hadn't arrived yet. I didn't want to risk nuffin'.
Of Conclusions and Cleavage
I was to go into this deep, serious talk about how frustrating it is when the waiters ALWAYS mess up my order and then....Mink, what is WITH you? Every 5 seconds I would spy the camera going a tad lower than it should.
Oh stop rewinding the video.
Pervs.
Anyhoo, surprisingly they didn't botch up anything tonight. They were ultra attentive to our every needs too. No repeating of orders, no waving frantically to get a waiters attention, hell they even lowered the tvs volume for us.
Your guess is as good as mine. Heh.
So yes..thats a night out for me and Mink.
On an unrelated note, I've noticed NO ONE IS BUYING MY ART.
Mahima is displeased.
Hmpf.
1) Go out with a friend - Upcoming exams and/or the fear of upcoming exams have kept me locked up at home. The state of my social life is so incredibly pathetic right now.
2) Put up videos - Aaah we all like these don't we. However due to reason no.1, I haven't had any real motivation to put videos, but now I do!
The Stork Comes A-Visiting (not to me)
Yup it's true! Just g0t the news last night that one of my very oldest and dearest friend is expecting. Friend, if you're reading this, please don't read the previous post.
You have been warned!
:)
Right, so Mink and I went out for dinner tonight at the Indian eatery nearby. This is a place we've visited many many times before and it always cracks us up mainly coz the waiters NEVER fail to either a) forget my order or b) screw up the bill..anyway view on, dear viewer/reader-
Alright. Let's talk about 'Decor'
The constant shifty look to my left is because the waiters are ALWAYS around, dammit!
Anyway the aforementioned screens always have semi naked women dancing to bastardized old hindi classics. It's INCREDIBLY distracting.
Is it any surprise my brother loves eating here? Or more specifically, is it any surprise that he always chooses the table with the best view?
Let's get Down and Dirty. Let's talk 'Food'
I could've sworn once that the packet of ready-made paneer makhani tasted EXACTLY like the one I order here everytime.
*Shrugs* But I'm not expert......or am I?
Ah Waiters. Them again.
*small voice* Waiters bring back bad memories.
"....we're scared they might......."
I know a couple of people who wouldn't mind completing that sentence. :P
Like I mentioned..they were EVERYWHERE and my food hadn't arrived yet. I didn't want to risk nuffin'.
Of Conclusions and Cleavage
I was to go into this deep, serious talk about how frustrating it is when the waiters ALWAYS mess up my order and then....Mink, what is WITH you? Every 5 seconds I would spy the camera going a tad lower than it should.
Oh stop rewinding the video.
Pervs.
Anyhoo, surprisingly they didn't botch up anything tonight. They were ultra attentive to our every needs too. No repeating of orders, no waving frantically to get a waiters attention, hell they even lowered the tvs volume for us.
Your guess is as good as mine. Heh.
So yes..thats a night out for me and Mink.
On an unrelated note, I've noticed NO ONE IS BUYING MY ART.
Mahima is displeased.
Hmpf.
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28 Comments:
I'd like to place an order for the Director's cut version of these videos. I'm assuming that this version includes the aforementioned semi naked women dancing to bastardized old hindi classics.
What's the postage on this? ;)
feedback time: reduce the giggles and stop showing cleavage (unless ur content is boring and no one wants to hear it)
and good hair do mahi (couplea hundred hours spent well)
U shake ur head too much.
"Anyway the aforementioned screens always have semi naked women dancing to bastardized old hindi classics"
wat a quote...
:)
KJ
ok so now it doesnt seem that you have a blog anymore!!!! its like.. the MADAME MAHIMA SHOW..or MADAME MAHIMA LIVE!!!!
this is so much fun!!
but i do love your written word.
dan - LOL the seminaked women were the ones on the bastardized hindi classic remake videos! u can download them! hahaha for now you'll just have to make-do with this fully clothed indian girl yakking away :D
abhi and apoo - the giggles and head-shaking are inherent character flaws. the cleavage and hair are blessings.
yea you heard me.
*scowls*
kj - lol! thank u :D the quote was a mahi original!
grafx - its funnnn! the wonders of technology baby, yea! haha
dont worry the video posts wont be too often an occurence mostly coz theyre such a pain to upload
thank uu :)
funny video posts.
by the way you are very photogenic and happily non-anonymous. its is very unusual
reduce the prices a bit perhaps. they are slightly on the high side. esp since you can now get prints of the masters for 15$.
ok now i'm off to work. on a sunday. yeesh
scritch - reduce the prices eh :( BUT THEN HOW WILL I EVER GET RICH?
okok baby steps..baby steps..thanks for the advice..ill go get em reduced ( i actually have no clue about the pricing system at all)
yea ive already put up so many pix i figured theres no more anonymity left to lose haha
thank u for the compliment dahhhhlink!
Wow! Such great advice to infant.. if he could understand English, he would starting curing the unfair world already!
I don't think You Tube would ban videos just because of cleavage... there is a lot more out there.
20 bucks for print... a little steep my friend, a little steep.
As for the anonymity - given your IP address (traced from blog) one can pin your location to within a block. Using R for surname, pics, and videos aren't giving away much. But bravo I must say - I will never have the courage to do videoblogs.
Sorry, I might have had a little too much to drink during dinner. It should have read -
Wow! Such great advice to infant.. if s/he could understand English, s/he would start cursing the unfair world already!
I don't think You Tube would ban videos just because of little show of cleavage (accidental?)... there is a lot more out there that they need to take care of.
20 bucks for a print... a little steep my friend, a little steep.
As for the anonymity - given your IP address (traced from blog) one can pin your location to within a block. Using R for surname, pics, and videos aren't giving away much. But bravo I must say - I will never have the courage to do videoblogs.
urbanpro - its no big deal to be honest..if i can post photos up, videos arent gonna be exactly catastrophic to me
umm i didnt say youtube would ban the video coz of the cleavage..you really shouldnt be online when you're drunk :) u sound silly!
and the video is for the kid when he/she is old enuff to view it, boy genius.
(me saying 'KID this is for you' should have made that obvious, no? :) )
Have you considered a career in television?
You have the face and the diction for it.
since my home PC conked off and i am surviving just in office, i was only treated to some muted movements of a young lady!
tell me the name of the restaurant. if ever i get to singy, i wud have three options:
1) go there for the seminaked videos
2) avoid the place for the ready to eat food ( I can cook that!)
3) go there to see the next time you go there to shoot a video
~ensoi
Ooooh chica! Looking fab FO SHO! I say more, more, MORE!!!
You so had me laughing with your description of what they play on TV in the Indian Restaurants! Part of the fun of going... my problem? It is too hard to sit still and not get up to imitate the cheesy dancing! Faboo!
hottieeeeeeeeee....
(for lack of something intelligent to say..:P)
nal - who wouldnt wanna be on TV eh? the gltiz, the glamour, the fame...yea baby yea!
on a more serious note- yea man id love to be on TV, but howwwwwww
tetracyclops - lol muted mahi is no fun! my face is relatively stable but theres all sorts of weird shit coming out of my mouth (words of a friend to me..apparently thats what she thinks..pfft.)lol the eatery is a bloody damned waste of money..god knows why we frequent it
miz b - :D don't encourage the madness! i swear those semi naked ladies..jeesus they dont call india the land of the kamasutra for nuthin! we're going back to our roots baby yea haha
LOL u know u DO start swaying to the music after a while! its irresistable (yepp even the bastardized classics!)
chitgo - OH YOU! *hand flop* hehe
'lack of something intelligent to say'? ahaha like..TOTALLY! my blog has like been accused of like having like that effect like on people :D
tsk tsk mahi.. chutney mary? Why? WHY?
Yeah, hot-tay! :)
My best/oldest friend is pregnant too, I think it's human mating season. She seemed quite concerned when I offered to be the cool aunt who'd buy the underage kid beer. Don't know what she was worried about, I'd only buy the kid the best beer. None of that kingfisher bullshit.
I disagree with one of the posts above that claims there should be less clevage.
I mean...come on...
Talk about a completely absurd statement. ;)
Steve~
The nose, its the nose, watson! Thank Kelso.
Well, i didnt know what else to say, except maybe that you write quite well. You hook people with words and not many do that nowadays.
Though, what prints? Couldnt get that right!
jups - *sob* i KNOWWW the place is such trash but i cant get enough of it! we all have our dirty little secrets jups. frequenting chutney mary's (really often) is mine. :)
raindrop - pfft OF COURSE you'd only buy the kid the best beer! id expect nothing less from you :D and i mean that hahaha
you know how my friend broke the news to me?
"Hey Mahi...you're gonna be Aunty Mahi next year!!"
do you know how OLD i felt hearing that? bottom line is i think i'm ageing.i think.
steven - welcome welcome! LOL i know i know..but to be honest the cleavage was completely unintentional (i'm such a prude like that :D)
you're here thru dan's aren't you? i know these things coz i'd remember a face like that ;)
do visit again!
criz - welcome welcome. the nose IS awful isnt it? rhinoplasty here i come! thank you :) i hook people up with people too pretty well, but i can't do that with myself :P
prints? oh i'm selling prints of my art, not originals, but prints..
SUPPORT MY ART (you stingy people!)
http://madamemahima.imagekind.com/anthropomorphosis
mahilotzzz..u lookin gorgeous!!!!! niwAE I HAF SO MUCH TO TELL U..ILL call u one of these days k babes...good luck fer ya remainin papers!!! luv YAAAA!!!!
MINKU
PS. in response to your comment on my blog... I only use waterproof mascara, so no, it never smears - even on my bottom lashes! love that stuff...
VideoMahi rules OK!
Where oh where did you goooo??????? DIOS MIO! Did the dancing Bollywoodians kidnap you? OH THE HORROR!
;-P
So get to it and COME BACK!
PS- Kay no longer exists and porn has replaced him! *GASPETTY GASP*
mink - thanks babe!
dawn - i dont know water proof still smudges for me :S whyyyy
:D thank u sac!
miz b - ah i WISH the bollywoodians would kidnap me! (esp. the yummy hrithik roshan and the slightly-dodgy-but-still-yummy dino morea)
ah the drasted exams they make me sooooo mad! ive got an exam in 4 hours! :(
omg ive been linking to PORN!?
ahhh kay kay..he was hot but so disturbed :D
So, because of your constant nagging (and because I love the face of the woman in Bling), I tried to buy your art and guess what, they couldn't calculate shipping charges to Singapore!!
Therefore, unless you can find some local art gallery/ agent that can do some distribution for you, I am afraid your Singaporean market is lost.
Now, do I get a personal delivery of the print for the excellent feedback? (I am Indian, we always want a deal!)
nal - :O you dear sweet woman! thank u! *mahi kowtows*
i've sent an email to those people..grr no one comes in the way of mahi and her grand ambitions (and nal and her art)!
:D thank uuu thankuthankuuu! *hug*
personal delivery of the print?? dude buying this print would make you my very first customer :D personal delivery is the LEAST i could do :D
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