Man Beaters and a Movie Review
Hullo, hullo!
It's amazing the sort of things u might catch if u actually look around you..
My mom, Kelso (my ickle sweetheart of a dog) and I were sitting at the balcony..yknow...enjoying the breeze...having some coffee...chit chatting...gossiping...when suddenly my mom was like ''oh my god..what's that man doing?!''
I looked down, and walking on the pavement was this guy..with a lady twice his size..and he was holding her in a choke lock! I started laughing my arse off coz..come on...she's twice his size man! What was he gonna do? Now SHE could have just sat on him and he'd be as flat as a pancake.
But I underestimated the little runt
3 metres down the road, he does something and the lady falls flat on her back! BAM!
I tell you..this was better than reality TV
She gets up..dusts herself off..and WHACKS the guy with her file. Hahah and she KEPT ON whacking him as they walked..How did i know? coz i could HEAR it even when they weren't in my line of vision.
Oh i almost forgot to add this..
While she was dusting herself off, she PUSHES up her rather heavy..er..chest..sorta like it had all fallen out 'place'.
:
i know.
Some things are not meant to be witnessed..*shudder*
On a completely different note, i caught 'Monster-In-Law' last night.
It was actually pretty entertaining! I've always said that J.Lo is a terrible singer..but she's pretty likeable as an actress...of course the beautiful Jane Fonda was amazing as the deliciously conniving, self-absorbed mother in law. But i was curious..why's her skin like treated leather? It was a bit unsettling.
I also think J.Lo was a good sport for making butt jokes ( that lady has the HUGEST ass i've ever seen!)
However in my humble opinion, the lady who played Jane Fonda's assistant was the real star.
Oh yea..and Michael Vartan is SO hot =P
Catch the movie! I mean don't waste 8 bucks on it, but buy the DVD, download it..watever..it's good timepass. The jokes aren't cloyingly sweet and over the top, but they'll definitely make you chuckle.
See ya!
It's amazing the sort of things u might catch if u actually look around you..
My mom, Kelso (my ickle sweetheart of a dog) and I were sitting at the balcony..yknow...enjoying the breeze...having some coffee...chit chatting...gossiping...when suddenly my mom was like ''oh my god..what's that man doing?!''
I looked down, and walking on the pavement was this guy..with a lady twice his size..and he was holding her in a choke lock! I started laughing my arse off coz..come on...she's twice his size man! What was he gonna do? Now SHE could have just sat on him and he'd be as flat as a pancake.
But I underestimated the little runt
3 metres down the road, he does something and the lady falls flat on her back! BAM!
I tell you..this was better than reality TV
She gets up..dusts herself off..and WHACKS the guy with her file. Hahah and she KEPT ON whacking him as they walked..How did i know? coz i could HEAR it even when they weren't in my line of vision.
Oh i almost forgot to add this..
While she was dusting herself off, she PUSHES up her rather heavy..er..chest..sorta like it had all fallen out 'place'.
:
i know.
Some things are not meant to be witnessed..*shudder*
On a completely different note, i caught 'Monster-In-Law' last night.
It was actually pretty entertaining! I've always said that J.Lo is a terrible singer..but she's pretty likeable as an actress...of course the beautiful Jane Fonda was amazing as the deliciously conniving, self-absorbed mother in law. But i was curious..why's her skin like treated leather? It was a bit unsettling.
I also think J.Lo was a good sport for making butt jokes ( that lady has the HUGEST ass i've ever seen!)
However in my humble opinion, the lady who played Jane Fonda's assistant was the real star.
Oh yea..and Michael Vartan is SO hot =P
Catch the movie! I mean don't waste 8 bucks on it, but buy the DVD, download it..watever..it's good timepass. The jokes aren't cloyingly sweet and over the top, but they'll definitely make you chuckle.
See ya!
Madame Mahima blew a kiss and took a bow on Thursday, May 26, 2005
8 Comments:
ooo mahi!..i caught monster-in-law about 2 weeks back as well!i totally agree with you that jane fonda's assistant was the real star!..she was hilarious..and michael vartan is super cute..a little too thin though!Anyways I didnt think much of J lo..she always plays the "poor" girl who ends up with the "rich" guy..(maid in manhatten)..but her sequences with jane fonda were good though!..Anyways this is a real chick flick for the girls to catch!
yeh man arpu...michael needs to put on some meat!
then he'll go frm *rr* to *RRRR*
heheheeh
Hey there.
Kinda stumbled onto your blog and whaddya know: this is the 4th time in one day I'm hearing about Michael Vartan:
1.My dad was watching One Hour Photo and he was being terrorised by Robin Williams
2.He was on an Alias re-run on AXN
3.A colleague put him on her cell phone as a wallpaper.
4.Your post.
You got a nice blog. And that blog title, magic.
choke lock? some sort of pseudo-masochistic act of comedy? J-lo's ass is not oversized in my humble opinion; rather, a little on the bigger side, but delicioso nonetheless. Oops, did I just say that.
the box - thanks! im sorta new at this hehe..btw u like star trek too! i already like you =D
surya - twas a choke lock man..the WWE type..hey i didnt say OVERSIZED..i said HUGE
:p big difference ok.
yuppp i totally agree..vartan is a total hottie!
something other than vartan...(unless we're talking about j.garner (yum)!
but what's with this word "timepass" that you've used. That's actually in indian saying, but is there an english words that describes "waste-of-time-but-still-entertaining" in one word?? i dont think so...looks like "timepass" it is.
Example: Movies like Mein hoon na is bilku timepass!
its "Main hoon na" ("I'm here")
and its 'bilkul' (absolute)
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