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The sky is the colour of concrete and i'm in the mood to write about nothing in particular.
So lets talk about alcohol.
aaaah one of my favourite subjects..
you know when's the best time to get a little (very) buzzed?
when ure at a BHANGRA night.
That way, you dont have to worry about people laughing at the way you dance (nevermind that they ARE laughing anyway..whether its in your line of vision or not )
Also, being buzzed gives you enough courage to chat up that hottie you've been eyeing (nevermind that he's WAAAAY outta your league...u can always claim ''twas the alcohol!!'' the next day)
Oh and this is best- being buzzed allows you to claim ' a lapse in judgement'( yea..you can convince yourself as much you want..but c'mon..EVERYONE saw you dancing with the village idiot..oh oh what's that flying out of the window and down that drain? that, my friend, is your reputation.)
I PERSONALLY start finding a lot of things funny when im high....like the carpet...like my friend's hair....like the television....like..everything.
if alcohol is supposed to be bad for you...
and if laughter is supposed to be good for you..
Then where does that leave me?
So lets talk about alcohol.
aaaah one of my favourite subjects..
you know when's the best time to get a little (very) buzzed?
when ure at a BHANGRA night.
That way, you dont have to worry about people laughing at the way you dance (nevermind that they ARE laughing anyway..whether its in your line of vision or not )
Also, being buzzed gives you enough courage to chat up that hottie you've been eyeing (nevermind that he's WAAAAY outta your league...u can always claim ''twas the alcohol!!'' the next day)
Oh and this is best- being buzzed allows you to claim ' a lapse in judgement'( yea..you can convince yourself as much you want..but c'mon..EVERYONE saw you dancing with the village idiot..oh oh what's that flying out of the window and down that drain? that, my friend, is your reputation.)
I PERSONALLY start finding a lot of things funny when im high....like the carpet...like my friend's hair....like the television....like..everything.
if alcohol is supposed to be bad for you...
and if laughter is supposed to be good for you..
Then where does that leave me?
Madame Mahima blew a kiss and took a bow on Tuesday, May 10, 2005
7 Comments:
i wonder that myself all the time.
and then I say, screw it, and crack open a beer.
damn right dawn!
my motto is- when in doubt..a drink ALWAYS helps.
(sorta)
-first of all you dont drink that much, as you would probably fall off your huge heels.
-secondly, i vouch that BHANGRA requires alcohol. that dance is physically impossible without something to help loosen the joints
-thirdly, how boring would the club-scene be without some beer goggles? i remember seeing a 35 year old woman turn into a 19 year old hottie in just over 6 beers
-finally, aclohol or no alcholol: you're always high and find your friends hair interesting so i dont see the big deal
GRRR.why u lil..!
ok
- firstly im 5'9..i dont NEED the huge heels
- your right
- dude..start visiting some new clubs..please.
- im not 'high' i just always find alot of things funny..is that a CRIME!?U BORING OLD 25 YEAR OLD!
DAMN YOU!
Lissen my little giant, take a chill pill. i agree with you alcohol is bad...just check out my last post http://spaces.msn.com/members/ds77/
btw, u like carpet huh?? interesting...
i got that,u evil evil man.
this means war.
u shld go to attica...they expect u to dance TO TRUMPETS!!!
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